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A Day Out With Mr. James by alegbeleye(m): 7:25am On Sep 29, 2016 |
James walked into a bar and aggressively
shouted his order
to the bar man "Please give me N2,500 isiewu and
Big Stout
and then give everyone a N5,000 isiewu and Big
Stout
because when I eat I want everyone to eat." The
bar man
processed his request and gave him his meal and
everyone
else theirs.
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted another
order " Give me a bottle of brandy (mellow
wood) and give
everybody else a bottle of whiskey (Johnny
walker black
label) because when I drink I want everybody to
drink."
Everyone was happy and singing James' praises
saying "He
is the man".
When James finished his drink he shouted again "
Give me
my bill and give everyone else their own bill
because when I
pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone
else to pay
for theirs."
His burial is this Saturday. He was beaten to
death |
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