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10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Drive You Crazy By Chimaicon by indomitablesq(m): 2:12am On Oct 09, 2016
Here are 10 hilarious Mugabe quotes that will make your day.
1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”
5. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”click here to read it up- http://indomitablesq..com.ng/2016/10/10-hilarious-mugabe-quotes-that-will.html

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Re: 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Drive You Crazy By Chimaicon by TPAND(f): 3:21am On Oct 09, 2016
Nigerians should stop ascribing all these silly quotes to Mugabe. He never said this things.
Re: 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Drive You Crazy By Chimaicon by ShakurM(m): 9:39am On Oct 09, 2016
angry

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Re: 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Drive You Crazy By Chimaicon by chimaicon(m): 11:33pm On Dec 09, 2016
Nice one bruh, make africa happy...

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