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10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:57pm On Oct 10, 2016
1. You avoid wearing only boxers in the morning especially when your villa is dominated by ladies. The first thing you do is wear your trouser before stepping out

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2016
2. When someone argues with you that size is all you need to satisfy a woman

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2016
3. You went to the bathroom to bathe, only to return back and found a female visitor in your room. You will be roaming up and down in order not to allow her see your unclothedness

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2016
4. When you have been labouring over a lady hoping she will marry you but one day, she bluntly tells you that she can't marry a man with small kini

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2016
5. When your girlfriend finally got to know about what you have long been hiding and quits the relationship. You feel like the world has come to an end

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2016
cool... What of guys with big joystick? undecided

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2016
6. When your girlfriend went to her friends to table your matter before them that you can't satisfy a woman

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2016
When you've been asking God to give you a big joystick so you can use it to scatter and destroy ladies pûnna and God decided to answer your prayer ===>

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by njiasi30(f): 6:02pm On Oct 10, 2016
tosyne2much:
Relax guys, I dey come cool
No beta come oh, if na 2 make dem feel bad sad unless na 4 good tongue

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 6:02pm On Oct 10, 2016
7. That feeling of joy when your fiancee tells you 'no sex till marriage' cos it is at your own advantage

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 6:03pm On Oct 10, 2016
8. You begin to use all sorts of local herbs and drugs to improve on your size so as not to be discriminated

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 6:03pm On Oct 10, 2016
9. When you go swimming with your friends, they swim with their boxers while you swim with your own trouser in order to avoid being mocked by ladies.

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2016
10. The look on your face when your girlfriend ask for the size of your kini

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2016
When you've been kpanshing a lady for the past 10 minutes and you were like:


Tosyne2much: Baby, are you feeling me? I think I'm about to cûm embarassed


She: Babe, have you even start fûcking yet?? undecided


Tosyne2much: ====>

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by IamLEGEND1: 6:05pm On Oct 10, 2016
I'm not going to utilize this space so anyone interested in buying should get in touch with me. Bidding starts at N50.

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by tosyne2much(m): 6:05pm On Oct 10, 2016
I drop my pen at this juncture.. Have fun cool

Composed by Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

Phone No: 08064787957

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
Dude obviously has a small d1ck. He's talking from personal experience

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by shumuel(m): 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
tosyne2much:
Relax guys, I dey come cool

How would you know anything about small joystick undecided
anyways, we dey wait grin

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
grin

OK.... So ,how can we know if the boi toy is "small"? wink



Plz enlighten us...

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Young03(m): 6:10pm On Oct 10, 2016
that girl above me

u haff spoil

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2016
cool unkorupted dude.

Hell is real

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2016
How did you know all these if you don't have a small one @op?.

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by CplusJason: 6:16pm On Oct 10, 2016
Girls will flood this thread like APC national rally.


Some guys will come here claiming 42 inches..... But the cotton bud i'm using now is way longer than their dick.

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 10, 2016
grin Tosyne.. Sure you don't have a tiny pinini?

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by ErnieSmallzz(f): 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2016
grin nawa oh. If its too big, we they will complain, cos it can destroy ourtheir womb. If its too small wethey will still complain. lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2016
CplusJason:
Girls will flood this thread like APC national rally.


Some guys will come here claiming 42 inches..... But the cotton bud i'm using now is way longer than their dick.

gringrin

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Nobody: 6:23pm On Oct 10, 2016
PussySmasher:
Dude obviously has a small d1ck. He's talking from personal experience
I concur cheesy

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by CAPSLOCKED: 6:23pm On Oct 10, 2016
CplusJason:
Girls will flood this thread like APC national rally.





WITH THEIR CUCUMBERS IN ONE HAND, LUBE IN THE OTHER. cheesy

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by Laveda(f): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2016
tosyne2much:
7. That feeling of joy when your fiancee tells you 'no sex till marriage' cos it is at your own advantage

Okay, this got me...

gringringrin

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Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by bibijay123(f): 6:28pm On Oct 10, 2016
It ain't abt size....just know what makes ur woman tick grin embarassed

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