During the service while in church, a woman dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "Stand on your feet", so she jumped to her feet.

She noticed that she was the only one standing.

She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the pastor repeated, "This is your last chance! If you are a witch, stand up for deliverance!"

Be careful, church is not your bedroom.
Happy Sunday!