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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by rosalieene(f): 10:37pm On Oct 17, 2016
hahahahA lwkm grin
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kenechi1: 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
Yoruba, your nitemare
Dummy, you can't even spell "night" correctly

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by rosalieene(f): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2016
hahahahA lwkm grin
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by ItsBolaji: 10:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
Samiceman:
Did not watch the video... But, why not break the bottle? undecided
epp me ask o.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Uniqueteco(m): 10:41pm On Oct 17, 2016
End time sadstick
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by zabadii(m): 10:43pm On Oct 17, 2016
Kenechi1:
This is something that a Yoruba will try
Your Father sometimes use his own on monkeys and other invertebrates which explain how low ur IQ is. sorry for the medulla recession

Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Lastdon02(m): 10:44pm On Oct 17, 2016
una dey mad... so una translate text to audio for us y naa
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 17, 2016
Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves
fire ke? u wana fry d guys meat, a beer bottle melts at 1000 degrees Celsius. breaking the bottle could have been impossible because of the suction. the bottle has attached itself to the man's diick, so any attempt to hit the bottle in a bid to break it will cause serious pains and might even cause damage.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 10:48pm On Oct 17, 2016
Make dem do pusssy for ram naw grin
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Engrr(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2016
i never know there are fouls at 50..



Thaught we only have a foul at 40......
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kenechi1: 10:51pm On Oct 17, 2016
zabadii:
Your Father sometimes use his own on monkeys and other invertebrates which explain how low ur IQ is. sorry for the medulla recession
Lmao, you mad bro?? grin grin
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kgdavid(m): 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2016
but an amputated penis can be reattached if the tissue is kept alive which should have been the case since the procedure was carried out in a hospital. What a lesson.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by goingape1: 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2016
prettyboi1989:

fire ke? u wana fry d guys meat, a beer bottle melts at 1000 degrees Celsius. breaking the bottle could have been impossible because of the suction. the bottle has attached itself to the man's diick, so any attempt to hit the bottle in a bid to break it will cause serious pains and might even cause damage.
you be Doctor?

breaking the bottle would be easier than amputating...


I hear that there are doing prick transfer! them must have saw free prick and wanted to give it to their donor

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Greenbullet(m): 10:54pm On Oct 17, 2016
Kenechi1:
This is something that a Yoruba will try
kia

Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by rimzzy22(m): 10:56pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lolsss..so noooo mmmmmmm ;DLolsss..so noooo mmmmmmm again
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by shyke20(f): 10:57pm On Oct 17, 2016
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2016
He simply has schizophrenia
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by yinkslinks(m): 10:59pm On Oct 17, 2016
Devil is just wicked. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. what happened to masturbation or oloshos? believe me, we will soon hear man who got his diiiccckkk amputated commits sucide. he is just 50 with no more sex life. boring.......
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2016
rosalieene:
hahahahA
lwkm grin

Somebody lost his 'device' and you're laughing. Not nice of you at all. Will report you to your LGI. You'll get a query on thursday.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by DiGovernor: 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2016
Really....really Nairaland
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by symbianDON(m): 11:05pm On Oct 17, 2016
he wanted to cum in a bottle but he ended up being bottled in the cum grin grin grin rotflmao
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Mayorteflon: 11:10pm On Oct 17, 2016
yungmaestro:
ambassador....
woaw..so happy...
my third FTC since I joined Nairaland...


Back to the topic...
It is well...
Nobody to take to the other room..

Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by vampire2020: 11:12pm On Oct 17, 2016
Phi001:
Which brand of testosterone is flowing in the man's veins?


Meanwhile, they couldn't just break the bottle or cut it? It's oga John Thomas they decided to render homeless...

Finally, OP, how can you be putting online video for us to watch in this recession? Are you sharing data for us?

Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by NkayTiana(f): 11:20pm On Oct 17, 2016
Why does sex drive men so bad It's a

really big question... its as if their lives

depends on it..



C'est Teeeyana qui demande.....!!
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kyllahmc(m): 11:21pm On Oct 17, 2016
But they could have simply break the bottle off the man's sex starved dik... Instead of amputating the whole thing... The doctor has officially rendered the man usesless... Btw konji na bastard!
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
yungmaestro:
ambassador.... woaw..so happy... my third FTC since I joined Nairaland...

Back to the topic... It is well... Nobody to take to the other room..

What? This is Shocking
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 17, 2016
Bukybabe:
se d thing no soft back ni..?
What is the thing
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by muller101(m): 11:31pm On Oct 17, 2016
Kenechi1:
This is something that a Yoruba will try
u need medical attention.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Yames70(m): 11:41pm On Oct 17, 2016
Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves
Breaking the bottle would have ended up killing him!! The phalus was trapped inside the bottle preventing blood flow , simulating a tourniquet effect., once its more than 2hours still trapped, blood flow to the trapped segment will stop and that segment will die, releasing toxic substances, if the bottle was to be broken, these toxic substances will flow back to the system and kill him faster!! So the best option is to amputate the phalus!! Another one can be reconstructed or penile transplant will be done

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 11:43pm On Oct 17, 2016
U rili wana know y
NkayTiana:
Why does sex drive men so bad It's a

really big question... its as if their lives

depends on it..



C'est Teeeyana qui demande.....!!

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