rosalieene:
hahahahA
lwkm

I know say na this kind thread dem go see you

Oyimbo people and stupidity.... why he no join Vaseline crew instead of using harmful object as S*x joy..


good for him

Bukybabe:
se d thing no soft back ni..?

...kia for where you dey I still dey learn work my beloved anatomy prof

Oops sorry there sre any cheap masturbators.s around he could have just get one and save himself these shame..

Anyways for your pump,extension , extender and other adult products pls check out my profile guys..

Samiceman:
Did not watch the video... But, why not break the bottle?

He left it for four days before seeking medical attention. by this time, the genitals had died and started decomposing (necrosis) so amputation was the only option

Yeah... that's why they don't mind the hole,it could be a child's,an old woman, a bottle sef... seriously??

jaybillionaire:
U rili wana know y

NkayTiana:
Why does sex drive men so bad It's a

really big question... its as if their lives

depends on it..



C'est Teeeyana qui demande.....!!

Everyone is commenting you too want to comment

C'mon go and wait for me in the other room

Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves

Obviously you didnt watch the video.

Dem talk say im preek don dey rotten already by d time e kom hospital...wetin doctors go do by dat time...

Na only Jesus I know say raise dead body...

Doctors no fit do dat kind tin

I am not understanding... so u mean they couldn't take out d bottle or what? Na waa

southernbelle:

this just made ur day

WowSweetGuy:
I am not understanding... so u mean they couldn't take out d bottle or what? Na waa

It was already late, blood can no longer enter d pennise so it began to decay.

yungmaestro:
ambassador....
woaw..so happy...
my third FTC since I joined Nairaland...


Back to the topic...
It is well...
Nobody to take to the other room..

Eyaaaaa but you're not giving any award for the FTC.

Chaii him Joystick just enter "the other room" e no come gree commot.. Make dem fix made in chinese plastic joystick in place of the one him lost jare. RIP ORIGINAL JOYSTICK.

jaybillionaire:
What is the thing

The "thing" na the guy prick...abi dick or penis..or....

end time forces

The bathroom you mean

DavidTheGeek:
Everyone is commenting you too want to comment

C'mon go and wait for me in the other room

Kylekent59:

It was already late, blood can no longer enter d pennise so it began to decay.

so he left it stucked for long? Na waa o... At least he enjoyed his dick for 50yrs

heavy idiot.....

konji no dey disappoint although OP, konji na bastard oooo

Oga did you comprehend this piece at all? It was said that the penis was already dead and decaying before he showed up at the hospital.

'(

Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves

Ohh u mean dt stuff dt looks like banana? Or is it plantain nw

Bukybabe:





The "thing" na the guy prick...abi dick or penis..or....

NkayTiana:
Yeah... that's why they don't mind the hole,it could be a child's,an old woman, a bottle sef... seriously??

Nope we like the hole but mature females hole like urs . There is the part of man's brain, a lobe where sex constitutes a big part of it .

So when u marry, don't deny ur husband, Wt am I even saying, as if u females dn't enjoy it too

U ppl love it than food sef

Vaseline Crew, please lecture this 50 year old man. Abi him be learner?

okey1234:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWtJ44NaZy4

God have mercy ooo

You are a fraud, you wrote stuff and allowed reader to read it..
Change begins with you oo..
Seun x Lalasticlala even allowed this scam get to fp? Smh

NkayTiana:
The bathroom you mean

Bathroom, Upper-room, Lower_room, any-room, i gallant

Wait, whatta we talking about?

Tiana biko leave me alone. I'm not following you to any room.

jaybillionaire:
Ohh u mean dt stuff dt looks like banana? Or is it plantain nw

as you like it bro

Maybe he doesn't have a pet female dog in his house, I think his fingers can not service the lucky bottle better now. Rubbish!

SHALOM!

I realized that this could only occur because of Gangrene.

It probably happens in every generation.

But this story is unlikely to be real.

The first reason being that this used a mechanical voice to narrate the story. A sign of hoaxing.

Secondly, the "video" is a still shot of a doctor who probably has nothing to do with the case.

Thirdly, the story, when Googled, turns up Tabloid websites.

How could THEY scoop such a story?

Fourth, the story is not medically-correct.

If Blood Flow is stopped for TWENTY MINUTES, Necrosis is likely. FOUR hours? Nonsense!

The Oyinbos have been known to put their member through their wedding-rings. They have to SAW the ring off with a HACKSAW- which is not funny.

There was a claimed case of some fool putting his Testicle in a MARMITE jar.

Fifthly: it was a PLASTIC bottle.

tosyne2much:
I know say na this kind thread dem go see you

before nko

nickvanilla:
When man is being controlled by external forces, there's no stopping how low he can go.

And his village witches will be like
"it's our work o, softwork!"

rosalieene:

before nko

Rosa pick my call na. Shuuu. Abi u don turn God ni wen dey take him time to pick call?