A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the
bar .
Later that night, when they had both gotten
quite tipsy , the woman leaned over to Akpos
and whispered “ LET’ S GO TO MY PLACE ” .
So they left the bar and headed to her place .
At the woman’s place they started each other
to get closer , then the lady whispered in the
sexiest voice, “TIE ME ON THE BED AND DO
WHAT YOU DO BEST”.
Akpos couldn ’t believe his ears , she just gave
me the biggest opportunity in the world? Oh
my goodness, Akpos thought to himself;.
Quickly, without looking back , he tied her to
the bed with the strongest material he could
find in her bedroom, and then he RAN AWAY
WITH HER TV , LAPTOP , BLACKBERRY, IPAD
AND IPHONE.
One word for Akpos