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copied from Emskaro
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How to put an elephant
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
nd put it in. I have another.
question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside
the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
nd put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the
fridge take out the elephant nd put it
in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the
lion's birthday party, with one animal
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it
would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey because
it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you
kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles
nd you wanted to cross, how would
you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need
a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim nd cross
it because all the animals went to the
lion's birthday party.... One word for this
student

Quite Funny

Pls if you know anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the documents valid and legal, and the price is between 1.5 and 3million Please let him/her sell it. I am not interested.
Thanks

For me, I can see 6,8,0,4,2,9. I cannot categorically admit or deny seeing "1"

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An ant knocks on the door of a house.

The house owner opens the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said
the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested to the
owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner
to allow the ant to stay with it.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This continued as the ant brings in one more and and the owner
agrees for it.

One fine day, the ant brought in a tenth ant and requested the owner
to allow him also to stay with it.

The owner said,
"OK, you can all stay here but you all need to pay rent."

Now the question is:

Why did the owner ask for rent when the last
ant came in?
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Because they are
now tenants!

No.. No..Don't cry. ... I also felt the same pain when someone sent it to me.

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Nigeria Police go ask you ''Why is your laptop bag empty??... ''So you're planning to steal someone's laptop abi... Oya, Fall in..

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British English: Knickers.
American English: Shorts.
Nigerian English: Short Knicker.
Can you now see why we have problems in this country?
We are copying everybody at the same time.
Even this post sef I also copied it...

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I "kidnapped" this from Suzan404

Do you know dat your lost sense return to u When nepa
takes light
It will be like:
Oh God!!! i should have ironed o

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Copied from Mopricelezz
Nigerian Parents Absolutely Hilarious On Whatsapp
This one where the mother forgot it was a private chat

It's make my day

Mmm related
BREAKING NEWS.
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MMM is Back ooooooooo.
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We all thought that MMM will be back in January as Promised, but contrary to people's expectation and to the greatest surprise of the people, MMM is Back in December.
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Come and see jubilation on the street and in Various houses and Hamlets in Nigeria this morning.
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Uncle Michael Modupe Mobolaji (MMM) who has been living in United states for the past 25years just arrived Nigeria this morning for the New year celebration via Muritala Mohammed international Airport. Glory be to God.

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```When you are paid salary you eat chicken.

When the salary don dey reduce, you eat chicken products(eggs).

When the salary don almost finish you eat chicken food (maize , Millet, wheat).

When the salary don finish, you are broke, and you are now the chicken, WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR WHAT TO EAT.

#Copied ```

I wonder what kind of baptism we go call this one now, this laughing Gas Comedy people self...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5-mN41pxA

Pa. James the Keke Driver (funny)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-ZX4SvsZo

Can you imagine what was done to him in Lagos?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SMiKehpyU

Your monthly salary : 90k
Your child's school fees: 80k
And you hear your child saying:
Capital Letter Five.... And Small Letter Five.

Hahahahahahahaha