Dirty secrets women keep from men – Think you know
the fairer sex? Check out this list of women’s not-so-fair
secrets. A friend of mine, a guy who used to occasionally
step out on his woman and hook up with other girls, had
the strangest theory about the female species.

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there.

3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction.

4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified.

5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences.

6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.

8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the
technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or
minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just
curious.

9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur.

10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the
louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. The Frisky:
10 Things Men Need to Know About Women 11. If you’re
really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and
we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you.
Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it
comes to marriage material.

I can't believe a guy is the Op to this nonsense.

J

Yea we know...

Mmm.dat gud

Stale.. Tell us something new.

Some girls like to bath outside.

Source or I don't believe it

Vaxt:
Dirty secrets women keep from men – Think you know
the fairer sex? Check out this list of women’s not-so-fair
secrets. A friend of mine, a guy who used to occasionally
step out on his woman and hook up with other girls, had
the strangest theory about the female species.

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there.

3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction.

4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified.

5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences.

6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.

8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the
technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or
minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just
curious.

9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur.

10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the
louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. The Frisky:
10 Things Men Need to Know About Women 11. If you’re
really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and
we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you.
Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it
comes to marriage material.

Choi

op i dont understand u....were u a female in ur former life?

it's all lies I tell you

Some are true, but most ladies will never accept it

nubian999:
it's all lies I tell you

really

Edwinmason:
op i dont understand u....were u a female in ur former life?

come down first

fernandoc:
I can't believe a guy is the Op to this nonsense.

Dirty Secrets Women Keep From Men -
Anonymous
why then is it a secret?
They need to keep u like this

Nothing up there z making sense.

BlizzydoDo:
Nothing up there z making sense.

to da oza room

Vaxt:
to da oza room

on my way.

BlizzydoDo:
on my way.

lol

Oboy. Ladies though