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If You're To Be Me, What Will You Do? by WonderManly(m): 3:46am On Oct 28, 2016
My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in my school...
Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is riot. Don't go out, don't follow them, you know your family background, stay in your room. You hear me?
Me: Okay Dad....
(Calls back in five minutes)
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Dad: My son, what caused the riot?
Me: They increased our school fees from N30,000 to N300,000. Because our vice Chancellor said we are in the time of CHANGE.
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them!
Me: But dad...
Dad: Shut up and join them, carry matchet!! Carry anything...!!! Kill people!
If you're to be in my position. What will you do? Follow your dad's warning or you will also join them? What will you do
Re: If You're To Be Me, What Will You Do? by Sayelabola(m): 9:02am On Oct 29, 2016
Should I take this for a joke or fiction?

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