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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by illicit(m): 6:55am On Oct 30, 2016
that number 5, na UNILORIN get am.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by gboisgroups(m): 7:03am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.
Yes oo I relate wella mapoly things, back in those days when men were boys.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by adejaresalami1(m): 7:03am On Oct 30, 2016
Raw bish.....We've been seeing this same post times without number

Btw, I rep The polytechnic, ibadan.....you won gimme show knee or endorsement
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by mirrakk(m): 7:05am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
undecided most Ib Polytechnic student that cross over to my school are the least students in class.

so damn true. I can relate 2 dat. Kwara poly and laspotech 2.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Dantee005(m): 7:10am On Oct 30, 2016
I concur....#I rep DSPZ.....
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Bellsmahfooz(m): 7:12am On Oct 30, 2016
Confirm Confirm Confirm I rep poly ibadan

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by jamalnation(m): 7:12am On Oct 30, 2016
grin FPI.. Fire Poly Idah
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 7:13am On Oct 30, 2016
Isokay
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by JohnieWalker(m): 7:16am On Oct 30, 2016
Hbd to me. .can I get 1000 likes

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by faorex(m): 7:18am On Oct 30, 2016
proudly mapaites

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by lavenjcrown(m): 7:23am On Oct 30, 2016
I rep yaba college of technology.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by 01mcfadden(m): 7:23am On Oct 30, 2016
RABIUSHILE04:

LOOL..na dat 4, 8, 11 crack me! #reminiscing_skul_days_tho
I was waiting for that dude who will quote the whole post. chai! You guys should stop being predictable and disappoint me for once now.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by GdexFolami(m): 7:30am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:

Nope but those things happens in almost Every school. Datz Why most Nigerian Students can relate.
okay nah
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by LilSmith55(m): 7:30am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:

I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!
I Rep Mapoly Too

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kinnlive(m): 7:36am On Oct 30, 2016
FPO representing

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by orimsam: 7:51am On Oct 30, 2016
I rep futa

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by beautiful232(f): 7:53am On Oct 30, 2016
Wow....I love this
that no 11 got me

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by koxi: 7:54am On Oct 30, 2016
CplusJason:
Ambrose Alli University EKPOMA. cool

AAU.....always represented!
Meanwhile, number 4 sha......hahaha
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by sexyellency(m): 8:06am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.
Op are u a unilorite?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Siscooh: 8:08am On Oct 30, 2016
No wonder arguement reigns here! Kids all over the place.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Temmywalex: 8:24am On Oct 30, 2016
It's so interesting to remember memories like these.

Greetings to all UNADITES/EKSUITES. That is my ALMA MATA.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by LorDBolton(m): 8:27am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:

I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!
ATTENTION! Anyone who was @ osun state B'14 (ebola corps) November camp should tell her what the mapoly graduate was caught doing @ the generator house! grin
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kelvyn7: 8:28am On Oct 30, 2016
I rep #Hall4LawBasement

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Mznaett: 8:42am On Oct 30, 2016
Rep. Akpoly...

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by swtdrms(m): 8:43am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:

Nope but those things happens in almost Every school. Datz Why most Nigerian Students can relate.

I want to come pay you visit in school. Wen shd I come?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Culin(f): 9:07am On Oct 30, 2016
nice one. but i find no 10 offensive. sickle cell carriers look healthy, u don't have to use that to describe something bad.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 9:08am On Oct 30, 2016
recycled post
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 9:13am On Oct 30, 2016
01mcfadden:
I was waiting for that dude who will quote the whole post. chai! You guys should stop being predictable and disappoint me for once now.
I don't understand u bro!
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by drakespearz(m): 9:46am On Oct 30, 2016
Can't relate. I school in France. Bonjour grin

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 9:55am On Oct 30, 2016
Na polytechnic students even full NL....Mtcheww
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Peterpanny: 10:07am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.
sweet and succulent lips you gat there baby,so so sumptious.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Ajeyo(m): 10:18am On Oct 30, 2016
I represent The great University of Lagos.The institution of first choice and the pride of the nation.Great Akoka!

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