A man and woman never fought for 25yrs of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated ''We went for our honeymoon in Australia 25yrs ago and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped and she fell. She got up, patted the horse and said ''this is your first time''. After a while it happened again, she patted the horse and said ''this is your second time''. It happened a third time and she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead. Was so shocked and shouted at her...
''Are you crazy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?'' She smiled and said ''that is your first time'' Since then...............................................My mouth pin.