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mrcrackles, why you got to lie like this now

good old benson.
16 yrs old but entered sec skool in 1993.

na who be uncle london.

is that sauron's street name 

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Mr. benson has got problems

We just finished rotfloao at the clip in my house.

The funniest part is that, it was all planned
and it went smoothly

The ukba policies keep tying them up in knots

His accent is definitely Yoruba. Another of dem rogues bites the dust.

Uncle London did a terrible job of coaching him.
Its not nice laughing at other people desperation but it's difficult not to laugh
A fifteen years old who knows how to sell his dead parent's property- absolutely hilarious

He's definitely 15yrs old.

yehhhhhh lmfao this is toooo funnny mehn for real

But atleast this guy was smart enough not to go to china, libya, spain, south africa illegally and get killed. If theres any place that worth going to its the USA/UK definately.

the poor boy will soon attempt suicide

mekuslogan, he is not yoruba.

And When i tell people my age, they sometime do not believe me. And I am telling them the truth.
his age may not be what he is claiming.

You sometime can not tell  a person age by thier looks. even with valid document i still get the same treatment. And I can tell you, I am telling them the truth.

This is a problem we have. I went someone today and the lady I was dealing with ask me from where I was from. I refused to tell her, I told her anywhere she want me to be, even when she knows in the situation we were in, she was not allowed under law  to ask me sure a question. I could see the look on her face and she refuse to grant me what i went for, she lied.  I had a devices on me.  I do not hold it against her, because i do not know where she is coming from or what she had experience in the past.

I did not want to tell her, I am nigerian, because I know it was going to read a negative sign from her and I did predict her altitude would be the same. When people ask if we are nigerian, we keep quiet , so that you dont get judge negatively.

What other countries do not know is getting nigeria document is very difficult, you have to bribe and do some nonsense to get it. look at the so call e passport of nigeria govt, it is piece of nonsense , i would say, I can process the document fast than what the ministry of external affair is doing online.  And the way the embassy treat people in Africa to be honest with you, african do not like it.

This is why they use false document.  Even if you have more than $1,000,000 cash , some embassy in africa would treat you like dirty.

Look every year, more than 800,000 student finish high school. And the nigeria universities system can only hold may be 150,000. And britain take 10,000 of those student. So the rest.  More than 1,000,000 student write the universities entrance exam.

650,000 student have to look for any means to get education. even if it means using fake document. Britian and other , should see it as means of making revenue from this student , rather than the other way.

If the embassy can have a better system of judgement and treat people well. may be they would stop.


If you look at the 10,000 student britain get a year, at an average of 20,000 a year. It generate 200 million pound for the economy. They should look at the money to be made if they had a better system.

The issue also is some embassy in africa run visa scam. They make visa fee thier source of income.

Even for african with dual citizen in africa, they get treated like shit in africa. And even with thier dual citizen they get treated like second class citizen.

As long as the embassy in africa continue this way, the people would never stop using fake document. If when we present real document , they tell us , it is fake. And when a others people of different background present the same document to the embassy, they collect it. It is an issue of double standard.

I can not see any reason Harvard or yale or waterloo ( canada)  , do not have campus in a place like Nigeria. it would reduce the number of visa application. And generate income for them.

It is an issue of demand and supply.

let take for example, if canada take 40,000 student of the 650,000 student remaining , . this is what it means for canada economy.


at a fee of $20,000  a year multiple by 40,000 over a 4 years period is $3200000000 = $32 billion

oyb:

the poor boy will soon attempt suicide

lol his family members are after him.

hahahahaha, lol . We all know he is lying. but in the end, the guy escaped, the immigration people are still searching for him.

The guy must have been so happy when he heard he was being turned over to social services
Don't worry Heathrow will soon invest in MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imagry) Machine for all these crooked Nigerians

Becomerich. Watch the second video His name is Mr Yussuf.

mekuslogan:

Becomerich. Watch the second video His name is Mr Yussuf.

^^^^^ you are very stupid and just plain ignorant
since when was yusuf a yoruba name?

I can careless if hes from Ile ife or not but to make a statement like that is just plain stupid.

WTF?? Why did the guy in the beginning say he joined that school in 1990 if he's 15?? He must be new at lying because every liar should know how to cover up their previous lies!!

My friend, mental arithmetic is a difficult nut to crack for some goons like benson.

I am watching this with my eyes peeping through my fingers as I cover my face in shame for this guy as I am cringing at his answers. 

It is making me laugh (especially when he said he has been in Secondary School since 1990 and when he went on his knees and begin dey beg naija stylee [LWKMD]) but at the same time, there is a chill all over my body at his moroncity.

spizzlenik:

hahahahaha, lol . We all know he is lying. but in the end, the guy escaped, the immigration people are still searching for him.

This is where these bloody British government are morons. How can you let such a fool enter your country? Most other rational countries would deport him on the spot but these stupid "liberal", "goody-two-shoes" government would let such a fraud escape into their country and now complain when the BNP is winning elections.

bawomolo:

na who be uncle london.

is that sauron's street name

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the guy 'migrated' to the uk to play football - thats your answer right there

lie + lie = lieses . This guy na slowpoke, period. Imagine kneeling down to beg, wetin im wan make dem believe?

diehard1:

lie + lie = lieses . This guy na slowpoke, period. Imagine kneeling down to beg, wetin im wan make dem believe?

Naija style.

He thinks he is dealing with Naija Police.

My bad

ROTFLMAO

What exactly is Becomerich saying?

Sagamite:

Naija style.

He thinks he is dealing with Naija Police.

lol he succeeded though. How could they be stupid enough to put this guy with social services.

bawomolo:

lol he succeeded though. How could they be stupid enough to put this guy with social services.

Man, I was shocked they let him in. Probably a man of 45, who has abandoned his wife and kids. . . Claiming to be 15! Na wa!

The guy is from the Niger-Delta, no doubt.
but how does tribe come in here,
when all the UKBA officers see is a Nigerian passport.
im still LMAO

15,indeed
then i am 6months old
What a shame.

becomrich,:

mekuslogan, he is not yoruba.

And When i tell people my age, they sometime do not believe me. And I am telling them the truth.
his age may not be what he is claiming.

You sometime can not tell a person age by thier looks. even with valid document i still get the same treatment. And I can tell you, I am telling them the truth.

This is a problem we have. I went someone today and the lady I was dealing with ask me from where I was from. I refused to tell her, I told her anywhere she want me to be, even when she knows in the situation we were in, she was not allowed under law to ask me sure a question. I could see the look on her face and she refuse to grant me what i went for, she lied. I had a devices on me. I do not hold it against her, because i do not know where she is coming from or what she had experience in the past.

I did not want to tell her, I am nigerian, because I know it was going to read a negative sign from her and I did predict her altitude would be the same. When people ask if we are nigerian, we keep quiet , so that you dont get judge negatively.

What other countries do not know is getting nigeria document is very difficult, you have to bribe and do some nonsense to get it. look at the so call e passport of nigeria govt, it is piece of nonsense , i would say, I can process the document fast than what the ministry of external affair is doing online. And the way the embassy treat people in Africa to be honest with you, african do not like it.

This is why they use false document. Even if you have more than $1,000,000 cash , some embassy in africa would treat you like dirty.

Look every year, more than 800,000 student finish high school. And the nigeria universities system can only hold may be 150,000. And britain take 10,000 of those student. So the rest. More than 1,000,000 student write the universities entrance exam.

650,000 student have to look for any means to get education. even if it means using fake document. Britian and other , should see it as means of making revenue from this student , rather than the other way.

If the embassy can have a better system of judgement and treat people well. may be they would stop.


If you look at the 10,000 student britain get a year, at an average of 20,000 a year. It generate 200 million pound for the economy. They should look at the money to be made if they had a better system.

The issue also is some embassy in africa run visa scam. They make visa fee thier source of income.

Even for african with dual citizen in africa, they get treated like shit in africa. And even with thier dual citizen they get treated like second class citizen.

As long as the embassy in africa continue this way, the people would never stop using fake document. If when we present real document , they tell us , it is fake. And when a others people of different background present the same document to the embassy, they collect it. It is an issue of double standard.

[size=13pt]Becomrich dey make sense for the first time.[/size]

^
No way! He has Yoruba features and accent (I can almost mention his state) . But he did give a Niger Delta sounding name.

The truth is the guy is Yoruba

At a point he wanted to speak pidgin english 

Laff wan kill me

But he tried sha and I respect him for that!! 15 years old LMAO

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