dangotesmummy:
that one is small na.come to lagos them never park in the middle of the road to strip themselves and fight while causing hold up and then people begin to horn but them no send. If you get down from your car to separate them you're only aggravating matters,they'll face you and begin to fight you. Before you know it it's free for all

Little petty thieves and pick pockets take advantage of the traffic congestion to begin to rob

ariesbull:


Well, that's a story for another day


The curses in Lagos is so much .. what is oloribruku seff?

I just don't get it

Kjnwancaro:
I think Ibadan is the worse place to drive in Nigeria

repogirl:
One time one fool hit my car where I parked waiting for someone, with myself and my kids in it, luckily we were all strapped in.

As I came down to tackle the fool who was claiming his brake failed, one of his friends went to the windows looking into the car but the windows were wined up. I didn't grab that the guy was looking for something to steal until one lady passing by told me to just go cos those guys were shady.

The fool's headlights were broken but my bumper was only mildly scratched, so I left.

dangotesmummy:
YEs that's true. That's another gimick of a Lagos thief.some will even knock the Windows of your door and tell you to wind down that they want to tell you something .that's when you're trapped in hold up.don't mind them o.the moment you wind down they'll threaten you with a gun and before you know it they'll force themselves into your car.they usually do this with women who are driving alone because they know they can't easily do that to their fellow men

ba7man:
was driving along Ikorodu expressway once leaving Ikorodu at a moderate speed on the outer lane and all of a sudden a car turned from the inner lane to the opposite lane without trafficating.

I slammed my brakes hard that the tires squealed till I stopped just shy of hitting that car alongside.


I wound down my window and was like...... "Madam, what are you.... " she suddenly replied me " Shut up!!! you're stupid!!! fool!!!.... ".

I was in shock at her reaction and ignorance..... I just kept quiet and waved her on.

Turks:
Lol...Hurling insults still dey okay...




Have you ever been spat on?
Have you ever had objects thrown at you by the driver?



I've had pure water hurled at me by a driver once...

valmunich:

Lol, i can so relate to what the woman did. I do that sometimes. . Some Drivers can go overboard with their abuses over a small mistake, and that alone can be way demeaning.
So, to be on the safer side and not look like an amateur driver, it's better to pick on the other driver even when you're wrong, that way, we both share the burden of the scathing remarks.
Besides, admitting a fault never solved anything on the Nigerian road.

PS: This is only advisable when there's no physical damage incurred on the other driver's car

repogirl:
Mine happened in Abuja, I guess they are using Lagos tactics over here now.

colossus2:

You need to drive in Benin

colossus2:

You need to drive in Benin

dangotesmummy:
someone who's head can never accept prayer.no matter how annoited the pastor is,even if 50 of kumuyi lays hands on his head he will never prosper .that's the literal translation. Other translation means an unfortunate person or someone who's head IS cursed

timpaker:
I got more than i bargained for when I abused a driver at NNPC petrol station in Zone 1, Abuja.

The lady scratched my car while trying to break the queue and was forming British accent for me, I didn't what came over me and I said

"See as you be like your car, get out joor"

The lady drives a Toyota Corolla 2003 model and has a pint-sized stature.

The lady got out from her car, spoke some words that sounded like and incantation and hurled her phone at my windscreen, giving it a crack.

People just gather dey hold and beg the lady instead of me....

repogirl:
I don't curse, I just give them a nasty glare. That says it all.

colossus2:
You need to drive in Benin

tete7000:



Ibadan is a paradise. Come to lagos and experience traffic madness. I am talking from experience. Grew up in a part of Ibadan and now live in Lagos. I always miss Ibadan. The two no be the same at all. Lagos is one hell of a place.

bugidon:
I av been to most part of nigeria but the only place that I drived peacefully without being cursed or harrassed is in minna niger state, the worst place to drive is in onitsha anambra state

elmysterio5:
chai! English is dead...

salvo583:
Drive in Ibadan. A born-again christain will not know when foul words begin to flow from his or her mouth. Those micra's and marwa are something else

AfonjaStinks:

English isn't dead
You're Your* brain is dead
I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders

AfonjaStinks:

I'm too grown and rich for that

Why would i wanna curse someone out ?? Only kids with no life does do* that