When I see cucumber.....

Lol....nice

Culin:

yea. like make their vegetable salad look colourful.

Choi! Chidinma will like them.

Always wash ur cucumber b4 eating...

ahhhhhhh


Benue State men sorry ooooooooooooooooo


No need for men in Benue Stat again



I mean for a cucumber to grow this big, who needs a man ...........lol

Culin:
sweet!

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Cucumber has become the biggest threat/rival to men. Should we ban cucumber in this country?

This is so yeye-ly subliminal.

pic 1: Focus is on a Bunch of massive cucumbers
pic 2: Focus is on a girl wearing a smiley face
pic 3+: More cucumbers

Whoever did this knew what they were going for. Nansense

AfonjaStinks:


Please

What is cucumber ??

What is it used for ??

It's a type of fruit that has cum inside.

It's used in the kitchen and the other room.

It's trending with the opposite sex....(F)

AfonjaStinks:


Please

What is the other room ??

Ask our dear Daurah president, President Muhammadu Buhari

Israeljones:
I dont understand anymore,,, anytime i see picture of a cucumber,, something else comes to my mind....

Your mind is corrupt

Season of cucumber

CUCUMBER

isn't it time to rename cucumber as cucumdildo or [b]cucumildo[/b]

moshould:
where two or three cucumbers are gathered together, u go see babes there....

soberdrunk:
WARNING!!!--For "consumption" only!! Cucumber abuse will no longer be tolerated......

Ps-This is a welcome development, pretty soon we shall begin the exportation of cucumbers......

iykedare:

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marriage prefect, how work?

Chidinma food is ready ooo....

Culin:

marriage prefect, how work?

Lol

Saw one aunty buying cucumber today and I began to think what she was going to do with it, I hope she bought it for eating sha cos she was looking too happy after paying for it

Nigerian Girls Keep Off.

asuustrike2009:

Cucumber can serve different purpose
1. It's nutritious as it can be eaten raw
2. You can use it to prepare salad
3. And of recent it's used in the other room

You can juice it. I enjoy taking it as juice. Eating it on its own doesn't go too well with me except with other salad ingredients.

Culin:

yea. like make their vegetable salad look colourful.

I think carrot makes salad look more colourful. Cucumber had a dark green colour, and we know dark colours don't make things colourful.

#my opinion#

Culin:

who said i've never eaten cucumber before

but are u sure that u are only eaten it sha... coz if a female said she like cucumber or it's sweet, one should think twice ooooo. CUCUMBER IS MULTIPURPOSE and MULTIFUNCTION for #ladies

See what this girl is selling in public https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3Xl7SrjnB4

AfonjaStinks:


Please

What is cucumber ??

What is it used for ??

For washing car.

Very good.will certainly sell well in UNIZIK female hostel awka.heard d gals there ar running shot of cucumber.ask LADY F.think she is aware

OuchLimco:



For washing car.

.No naaw.Ejiya ara otu na awka

don't let dat pevert chidinma see am ooo

World War III : Men Vs Cucumbers

Nice harvest,

cucumber here nd there.

substitutes .... lol