7 WIFE MATERIALS: Attributes and Qualities

When you visit the market, you'll see a lot Ankara fabrics of different colour, shades and sizes.

Same with the relationship market. All kinds of wife materials; some colourful, others dull, a few dull but expensive (why na), the rest, buggous and cheap. Hmm.

So where do you fall?

For easy reading, I'm gonna make it short and simple:

1. Terylene (One and Quarter Yards):

Cooking Skills: 5%
Hardwork: 5%
Flippancy: 99%
Facial Beauty: 1%
Intelligence: 1%
Bed skills: 99%


2. Da viva (3 yards)

Cooking Skills: 25%
Hardwork: 25%
Flippancy: 99%
Facial Beauty: 50%
Intelligence: 25%
Bed Skills: 75%


3. 'George' - (3 yards)

Cooking Skills: 50%
Hard work: 50%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 50%
Intelligence: 25%
Bed skills: 99%

4. Vlisco - (6 yards)

Cooking Skills: 50%
Hard work: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 25%
Intelligence: 75%
Bed skills: 75%

5. Hi target (6 yards)

Cooking Skills: 90%
Hard work: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 75%
Intelligence: 75%
Bed skills: 50%

6. Hollandias (9 yards)

Cooking Skills: 95%
Hardwork: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 70%
Intelligence: 90%
Bed skills: 75%

7. Dutch wax print (12 yards)

Cooking Skills: 99%
Hardwork: 95%
Flippancy: 45%
Facial Beauty: 75%
Intelligence: 95%
Bed skills: 99%


After taking time to draw this conclusion in the best possible way, how many yard of wife material do you think you've added to the one you already have?

Draw the conclusion yourself lol!

the man below me will have something to say

I am minding my table manners! Dont talk while you eat.Abeg who dey below me say something...

Bringing us to the lowest degree.

Oversymplifying us as mere objects of play.

Women

If it was that easy to put "us" into categories why is Nairaland full of relationship dramas? Men have to measure up too!

Raine80:
If it was that easy to put "us" into categories why is Nairaland full of relationship dramas? Men have to measure up too!

you go tire

So shameful how guys objectify ladies on here...


If this Is some kind of a joke , op you make terrible ones !!

This is an insult to a sane lady........


Some dumb ones will still be here to laugh at this tho

MzMayD:
So shameful how guys objectify ladies on here...


If this Is some kind of a joke , op you make terrible ones !!

This is an insult to a sane lady........


Some dumb ones will still be here to laugh at this tho

behave urself

MzMayD:
Are you okay?






Your hormones getting uncontrollably high and testosterone trying to gush out ?

Quit mentioning me with unintelligent posts jude .......

where did i mention u , are you on drugs

MzMayD:
Are you okay?






Your hormones getting uncontrollably high and testosterone trying to gush out ?

Quit mentioning me with unintelligent posts jude .......

in

MzMayD:
When you've gotten your brain on the right side of your head, mention me!



I don't exchange banter with a dead loss fellow

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Kingjude1:
your father , may thunder fire u

MzMayD:

i

Kingjude1:
daughter of a bastard , feeling fly , i mentioned u and u became calm, you be fool, after today, i will be ignoring you, you are a dead girl

if your existence holds no value to me how much more your extinction


I responded to the only comprehensive part of the jargon you wrote up there!


Take a hike !

MzMayD:
if your existence holds no value to me how much more your extinction


I responded to the only comprehensive part of the jargon you wrote up there!


Take a hike !

get lost

This aint cool bruh.


Women are to be respected and loved

Alondra:
This aint cool bruh.


Women are to be respected and loved

Come on, I didn't show disrespect haba!

I love women too, you know!

MzMayD:
So shameful how guys objectify ladies on here...


If this Is some kind of a joke , op you make terrible ones !!

This is an insult to a sane lady........


Some dumb ones will still be here to laugh at this tho

totally rubbish!!

Raine80:
If it was that easy to put "us" into categories why is Nairaland full of relationship dramas? Men have to measure up too!

50 yards of de viiiva

Laveda:

Laveda Daviva

IamMizzKizz:
totally rubbish!!

Says who?

creative but ............... anyway women are to blame. they'd claim they aren't objects but their traits says otherwise.

e.g you say you aren't a sex object but you charge for sex because you believe things you don't pay for you don't value them but you forget you are also a benevolent of the intercourse.

emusmithy:


Says who?

Its an insult why didnt he classify his gender instead... dont u think we also need a perfect man

IamMizzKizz:


Its an insult why didnt he classify his gender instead... dont u think we also need a perfect man

Yea, this thread is specific and not generalistic.
Maybe you come up with what you're talking about

falconey:
creative but ............... anyway women are to blame. they'd claim they aren't objects but their traits says otherwise.

e.g you say you aren't a sex object but you charge for sex because you believe things you don't pay for you don't value them but you forget you are also a benevolent of the intercourse.

My brother, you see!

Some guys haff suffered from these gurls forming posh online!

MzMayD:
if your existence holds no value to me how much more your extinction


I responded to the only comprehensive part of the jargon you wrote up there!


Take a hike !

Chill bae

emusmithy:


Laveda Daviva

I don't like this your thread.

Same Emus?

Laveda:


I don't like this your thread.

Same Emus?

Yep.

And why na?