Nigerians are expert in bad english, infact we have an A1 in bad Eglish, here are few bad English commonly used by Nigerians and their corrections.. Although we all have our different opinions but i think these can pass, will be delighted if you can add your own correction.

There is hold up There is traffic.
Hungry is catching me I am hungry.
you don't use to hear word you do not listen.
what concern you what is your business.
Do it slow slow Do it gently.
Do it fast fast Do it quickly.
Is that how you used to do? Is that your character? or is that how you behave?
Are you hearing me now? can you hear me now?
I will tell my mummy for you I will report you to my mummy.
Are you hearing the smell? Can you percieve the odour?
I am coming I will be right back.
Mummy have come Mummy is here
Come and be going Its high time you left
i have start to come I am on my way
Move to the extreme end Move to the extreme

Don't spoil the fun, add yours and the correct English
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