Advice from Nigerian Boyfriend Association (NBA) to all intending boyfriends ans upcoming boos.....
Today is the 1st of December and this month is packed with a lot of activities like Rhythm unplugged, Lagos carnival, Eleguishi carnival etc
As an intending boyfriend you are expected to take your girl out to one or two of these end time shows, gigs, and parties so that bae will know u are serious....but dear shakiti bobo use your head oooo
VIP ticket for Rhythm unplugged na from 50 k upward,a bottle of jack Daniels at Quilox goes for 25k upwards, even a cup of ice cream at cold stone can go as much as 3k and if u no put ur foot down after spending all that money awon Olori-ibu Lagos girls will say "He is like a brother to me" or "we are just friends".
The Nigerian Boyfriends association (NBA) has come up with a plan to avoid this anomaly this xmas...when u are driving the bae to the choice destination please play this track list on ur car stereo

1. I NO BE UR FRIEND O:- by Adekunle Gold
2.SHE SAY IM JUST A FRIEND: by Mario
3. CAN I BE MORE THAN A FRIEND: by P square
4. DONT LET GO (Dont u wanna be?): by Evogue
5.FRIEND-ZONE IS NOT MY PORTION : by Unknown artist
6. ANY OTHER ANTI FRIEND-ZONE SONG U KNOW

If u play all this and she still says u are like a friend my brother drive her to the middle of third mainland bridge and drop her there, she is a karishika and she belongs to the sea...be adviced

signed
secretary
Nigerian Boyfriend association
cc rocktation

Hahahhahahaaha.... TrapHedges, bobo... It's Christmas soon eehnn.. How much u gonna spend on me?

chairman u still nice o, I go just leave her inside my car with my rottweiler and German sherperd

TrapHedges:


Lols am gonna get a blank cheque baby.. And you sign whatsoever u want

Hahahahaha... How many digits u have in ur bank account

Lwkmd!


This is serz o!

hahahaha...(i woke up to this humor)... this december go make sense.


Happy new month Fellas!

QueenSuccubus:






Hahahahaha... How many digits u have in ur bank account

9 baby

This one wey harmattan don nearly enter pocket, guys are wiser now.
But no matter what, babe must go dancing...

Happy new month to everyone here n beyond

TrapHedges:


9 baby

Aaaaww... Our Christmas will be so fun then spend it to me all the 9 digits u have in ur bank account and we'll see if u can be my baby daddy


Hahahahahhahaahahahah...

LETTER TO MR. CHAIRMAN, NBA, LAGOS CHAPTER.

Hello sir,

On behalf of NBA nationwide, I want to thank you for this timely advice and recommendations.

However, we at the national headquater have decided to key into the present government initiative of "Change Begin With You", by boycotting any form of wasteful spending.

As a result, we've decided that NBA nationwide will spent this yuletide season in our different villages, helping in farming works and community services.

We regret any inconvenience this decision may cause you all. My brother, this recession is real!

Signed,
NBA PRESIDENT, NATIONWIDE.

Funny, this ekonomic receshun will not be favorable at all.

comradespade:
chairman u still nice o, I go just leave her inside my car with my rottweiler and German sherperd

You Badt

lol what is my own?