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Christmas: See the Funny Grades and Prices of Chicken by OhMyG0d: 7:06pm On Dec 04, 2016
The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS FOWL BONANZA Is here again.
Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!!

This is to inform the general public especially those that are getting ready for Christmas that we've commence the sale of Christmas Fowl at Discount Prices.

*Fairly Used Chicken in stock
*Tokunbo chicken also in stock.

Buy 2 and get 1 free..

GRADE:
* London used chicken - #1,900
* USA used white chicken - #1,870
* Stolen chicken - #930.
* 1 eye fowl - #820
* Blind chicken - #700.
* Chicken that's deaf in one ear - #650
* Deaf and dumb chicken - #600
* Crippled fowl - #380
* Nigeria used fowl with one leg - #250
* Sick chicken - #150
* Fowl that had head-on collision with Dangote trailer but is hospitalized - #125
* Stroke stricken chicken- FREE!

Order for your own now!!!
Contact:
Lalasticlala on 070Supermod
Seun on 090Nairaland
Myndd44 on 081BanningMod

PROMO VALID WHILE STOCK LAST

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Re: Christmas: See the Funny Grades and Prices of Chicken by Vikkie14: 7:44pm On Dec 04, 2016
This guy won't kill someone with laugh. grin grin

Been watching your posts lately, always funny. grin

Anyway, let me have that Chicken that had an accident with Dangote trailer grin , for the chicken to survive means Im Dey Serve God Wella grin grin

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