YOU THINK AM STUPID ENUFF LIKE THESE OTHER GUYS?
YOU BOSSOM AND kitten WOULD BE A BERRA MOVIE TO WATCH, OYA GATORS O

Damn, two hours and no picture! shame.

eldee:

America has eyes on everything . . . there are about 50,000 American residents on this site, they brush it every now and then for National Security.
That's how they got Keira Knightley to cross over.

Gators?? Hmmn . . . she's so fine, I think she and Bolaji should hook up

tsk tsk. So you don't want fame? 

FL Gators:


Still waiting on punchlinee and eldee's pix

Girl, let's focus on Eldee. 

chiogo:


tsk tsk. So you don't want fame? 
Girl, let's focus on Eldee. 

Nah. . . take the fame and give me the fortune, I'm a simple man

chiogo:

Girl, let's focus on Eldee.

I can handle both of you . . . however you want it

ME TOO I WAN SEE BLOM BLOM JOO

eldee:

Hehehe . . .
Come on . . . stick with Sauron, he's a cool guy.
Do you actually have to be with the most attractive guy on Nairaland??

Come on, give other chics a chance

Babe, the deep only calleth to the deep, if some other gyals would be happy to make do with the vacuous Sharon, good luck to them


Ogini, make I give other girls kini, not until I recoup 10 times all the time and money I spent on acquiring you, so fashi that side, now lets head off to the bedroom, to knock boots head together to discuss the finances for our forthcoming wedding

Busy_body:

Babe, the deep only calleth to the deep, if some other gyals would be happy to make do with the vacuous Sharon, good luck to them

Thunder fire your eyebrow. 
Anuofia. . . . . .

Wetin i wan do with a teenager like you before?
Your chesticles are too tiny for a guy like me.

~Sauron~:

Thunder fire your eyebrow.
Anuofia. . . . . .

Wetin i wan do with a teenager before?
Your bosoms are too tiny for a guy like me.

Watch ya mouth efulefu like you, I stopped wearing training bras last week cos my boobies have come into their own, ask eldee

Busy_body:


Watch ya mouth efulefu like you, I stopped wearing training bras last week cos my bosoms have come into their own, ask eldee

They are still too small.
Like mustard seeds. . . . . .I dumped your ass when those boobs won't grow and boob job specialists can't even work around the size.

Stick to Eldee. . . . .He prefers small things.

eldee:

Nah. . . take the fame and give me the fortune, I'm a simple man

Aww, how cute!!!

eldee:

I can handle both of you . . . however you want it

Are you sure? Hope I'm not reading meanings into this.  

Busy body. . . .chill  

@Sauron & Busybody

Aiite . . . you lovebirds need to kiss and make up.
I'm tired of hearing bout these fights every now and then.

Busybody, Sauron loves you and he's ready to take a bullet for you.
Sauron . . . she rejected Sly because of you, you should take her back

chiogo:

Aww, how cute!!!  
Are you sure? Hope I'm not reading meanings into this.  

Busy body. . . .chill  

No mind eldee. . . . .na only pangolo pangolo [noise maker]

chiogo:

Aww, how cute!!!
Are you sure? Hope I'm not reading meanings into this.  

Busy body. . . .chill  

Ionno, you make your choices . . . it's a free country

eldee:

@Sauron & Busybody

Aiite . . . you lovebirds need to kiss and make up.
I'm tired of hearing bout these fights every now and then.

Busybody, Sauron loves you and he's ready to take a bullet for you.
Sauron . . . she rejected Sly because of you, you should take her back

BusyBody is a trailer-park teenager, abeg.
She is as flat as ma skateboard in college. Her figure came up short with one point. . . .She's figure 7.

BusyBody is a Polyandrist and i am afraid, i don't share skirts.

~Sauron~:

BusyBody is a trailer-park teenager, abeg.
She is as flat as ma skateboard in college. Her figure came up short with one point. . . .She's figure 7.

BusyBody is a Polyandrist and i am afraid, i don't share skirts.

It's all about her love for you.
Is this what I get for my matchmaking skills??

eldee:

It's all about her love for you.
Is this what I get for my matchmaking skills??

Introduce her to Ofoka.
Now that's a match made in heaven.

~Sauron~:

They are still too small.
Like mustard seeds. . . . . .I dumped your backside when those bosoms won't grow and bossom job specialists can't even work around the size.

Stick to Eldee. . . . .He prefers small things.

If you think I am too small to be effective, then you have never been in bed with a mosquito

chiogo:

Busy body. . . .chill  

I cashed in all my dividend on the Stockmarket and banked it on pursuing Eldee so he's got another thinking coming if he thinks I wouldn't recoup my investment in him a hundred-fold before i let him out my grip

eldee:

@Sauron & Busybody

Aiite . . . you lovebirds need to kiss and make up.
I'm tired of hearing bout these fights every now and then.

Busybody, Sauron loves you and he's ready to take a bullet for you.
Sauron . . . she rejected Sly because of you, you should take her back

Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg

Busy_body:

I cashed in all my dividend on the Stockmarket and banked it on pursuing Eldee so he's got another thinking coming if he thinks I wouldn't recoup my investment in him a hundred-fold before i let him out my grip

My dear, I was gonna ask you to back off   But Good luck, his shakara is too much. I give up.   He's all yours.

chiogo:

My dear, I was gonna ask you to back off   But Good luck, his shakara is too much. I give up.   He's all yours.

The same way you are all mine. . .

Busy_body:


If you think I am too small to be effective, then you have never been in bed with a mosquito



I cashed in all my dividend on the Stockmarket and banked it on pursuing Eldee so he's got another thinking coming if he thinks I wouldn't recoup my investment in him a hundred-fold before i let him out my grip

Your gra gra too much. . .
Cool down. . . ABi wetin dey block u sef.

The Sly:

The same way you are all mine. . .

Aww, look at my boo.

Busy_body:


Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg

Cheese n Rice. . . . . .See what your naiveté has caused?
You cannot even discern the difference between the index finger and a [i]p[/i]enis.
I suggest you take sex education tutorials.

Busy_body:


Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg

You just need to take things slow
He's got good references

The Sly:

Your gra gra too much. . .
Cool down. . . ABi wetin dey block u sef.

Back the Bleep off homie . . . stick with FL Gators

chiogo:

My dear, I was gonna ask you to back off   But Good luck, his shakara is too much. I give up.   He's all yours.

Don't worry b . . . there's a man out there for you. . . He'll just not be a good as the Eldee

Busy_body:


Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg

ROFL
Na my sauron u dey disgrace like this? Are u sure u've been sauron cuz that doesnt sound like the sauron i knw

TOPE2000!:

ROFL
Na my sauron u dey disgrace like this? Are u sure u've been sauron cuz that doesnt sound like the sauron i knw

Don't mind BusyBody. . . . .She's high on burukutu and paraga.

eldee:


Back the Bleep off homie . . . stick with FL Gators

Who be this one  
Shut up man. . . . . .Just shut up!!

eldee:

Don't worry b . . . there's a man out there for you. . . He'll just not be a good as the Eldee

Yes he'd be better.

chiogo:

Aww, look at my boo.  

My heart melts. . . .

~Sauron~:

Don't mind BusyBody. . . . .She's high on burukutu and paraga.

I thunk as much

The Sly:

My heart melts. . . .

*giving evil looks*

eldee:

Don't worry b . . . there's a man out there for you. . . He'll just not be a good as the Eldee

I laugh in Queen's English. Sly is better than you.  

The Sly:

Yes he'd be better.

My heart melts. . . .

Let him know, boo.
My heart smiles.  

TOPE2000!:

*giving evil looks*

looool leave my Sly for me

The Sly:

Who be this one  
Shut up man. . . . . .Just shut up!!
Yes he'd be better.

See wetin this small pikins don cause
They don dey give you mind abi?? hmmn

I'll act like I didn't just here you tell me what to do . . . next time, hmmn

chiogo:

I laugh in Queen's English. Sly is better than you.  
Let him know, boo.

What can I say . . . you've been brainwshed
Tell her Busybody

eldee:

You just need to take things slow
He's got good references

Good reference from the Tope2000 aka Village bicycle, no thanks i will pass

chiogo:

My dear, I was gonna ask you to back off   But Good luck, his shakara is too much. I give up.   He's all yours.

Come whats your own sef Is it that you don't want me to divorce Eldee for 97% of his money so there would be nothing left for you Two heads are better than one so lets join forces, so now help me start campaigning and convincing Eldee that I am the best woman out there for him

TOPE2000!:

ROFL
Na my sauron u dey disgrace like this? Are u sure u've been sauron cuz that doesnt sound like the sauron i knw

Sauron's neighbours were starting to complain of something fishy, and I was already starting to smell something suspicious was up, Dang she is alive, how did she manage to get out of Sauron's dungeon alive Now she is just gonna make me fall in love with Sauron all over again, not because I love him but because I don't want her to have him

Aiite now let's settle this business bout my next NL chic
Anyone that needs to get a chance will have to wait in line like every other chic

It's on a first come first serve basis . . . although some features will help in acquiring a Q-jump.

TOPE2000!:

*giving evil looks*

Kpele. . . . .  

eldee:

Aiite now let's settle this business bout my next NL chic
Anyone that needs to get a chance will have to wait in line like every other chic

It's on a first come first serve basis . . . although some features will help in acquiring a Q-jump.

Now you are talking Of course the first person in list A, moi, has to naturally come first, hence has to be serviced first, so here I am for you ro ravish me

The Sly:


Your gra gra too much. . .
Cool down. . . ABi wetin dey block u sef.

Sarong says I need to get laid don't you agree And i have no virile takers at present

eldee:

See wetin this small pikins don cause
They don dey give you mind abi?? hmmn

I'll act like I didn't just here you tell me what to do . . . next time, hmmn

*slaps him*

Which part of ''Shut up'' you dont get?