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Mr. Man, You Are Pregnant! by Sinkills: 4:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
A man named Kizito was sick. Later he went to the hospital and the doctor asked him to bring his urine for a test the following day. When Mr. Kizito got home, he urinated into a container. As his wife Mordeline was sweeping, she accidentally fell the container down and the urine poured away. Knowing how dangerous her husband can be when he is furious, Mordeline quickly urinated into the container and kept it in the same place it was. Mr. Kizito then took the container to the lab for test. The lab attendant was initially reluctant to tell Mr. Kizito the result. The sick man became impatient and demanded for the result immediately. Well, the lab attendant had no choice than to break the news, ,"Mr. Man, you are three weeks pregnant".

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