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Who Mumu Pass Out Of These People by Baawaa(m): 3:55am On Dec 08, 2016
WHO MUMU PASS?
1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi
.
2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a
bank account
.
3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how
long he slept.
.
4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the
newscaster.
.
5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because
she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
.
6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted
to read a text message.
.
7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport
photo
.
8.An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
throwing
stones at it
.
9. A fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he
thought
sprite was unripe.
.
10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and
tasted then said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I
no
march am.
.
11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to cool fm.....
Re: Who Mumu Pass Out Of These People by seunlayi(m): 4:07am On Dec 08, 2016
Definitely this :
9. A fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.
#See what they've turned our highly rated economy into

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Re: Who Mumu Pass Out Of These People by feodan: 4:25am On Dec 08, 2016
omo na E war be dis ooh.
Re: Who Mumu Pass Out Of These People by onward4life(m): 7:34am On Dec 08, 2016
Nothing personal Sha..

Just fun

It's all good nice one

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