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"Blue Biros R 2 Expensive, I Shall Manage Liquid Poo!!!"---the Christian God" by Niflheim(m): 7:41am On Dec 10, 2016
But how else would you describe such an incident? Imagine that?!!! Who would have known?!!! All these years that I have been buying blue biros?!!! And it is just now that jehova has decided to bring this "supernatural revelation" to me?!!! WOOOOOOOOW!!! So god designs his diary with dinosaur dung? He fabricates his fairytales with flamingo faeces? He signs his signature with salamander shit? HOLY SHIT!!!


P.S.Are these the same people who claim that Atheists are fools? And if christianity is a way of life, then does that mean that "Painting with Poo" is also a way of life? It is?

Praise the Lord?!!! Halle-Poo-Yah!!!------------------------------- http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_573c9478e4b0ef86171cdacc
Re: "Blue Biros R 2 Expensive, I Shall Manage Liquid Poo!!!"---the Christian God" by felixomor: 9:42am On Dec 10, 2016
Attention seeker.

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