fippycbk:
When she asks you to come and zip her cloth...

nbright:
Egyptian mummies are known world wide

opysdoll:
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps.

Bisjosh:
I miss my mum

To all those that their mums are still alive, cherish the moment.
They won't be around forever

yelloo1:
Na she dey flog u and na she go still dey shout say dis pikin won kill me ooo egbaaa mi ooo. Na den u go no say na only God fit save u from her

Promiscojohnney:
it a copy and paste story it has made front-page. before Joseph cosmus

JeffreyJamez:


This one I no dey gree o then o ....I go just turn, but I know say slippers go land for my back, so I dey Dodge in advance with the turning .

slex:

I swear up till now I don't get this one.

opysdoll:
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

timmycris:













tonight is mavro day, who else is getting ready to GH

ogeoflyf:
My mum will leave kitchen, pass the fridge, still pass dispenser and call me from wherever to please get her water

lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.

Bisjosh:
I miss my mum

To all those that their mums are still alive, cherish the moment.
They won't be around forever

ogeoflyf:
My mum will leave kitchen, pass the fridge, still pass dispenser and call me from wherever to please get her water

Kherry:
God bless my mama for me....orisa bi Iya osi

crusufixo:



Holy me....... i have laughed my a** out. haaa...... ... i laughed so hard that tears rolled down freely.......

Kai...... mehn....... this ya post is something else. Funny enough, you are not far from the truth

I have seen some yoruba mothers in my neighborhood beating their kids to the extent that one would think this kids were adopted or househelps

But then, if another person attacks these same children unjustly, she would pounce on them and possibly tear them down like angry lioness

9ise:
When she sent u on errand and u dare deliver d msg half way home on d top of ur voice, like:

you: moin mi, won ni oni #80 lo wa (my mum, she said she only has dt of #80)

den, she would not even reply til u enter. at dt point, ur excited mood would b quenched wif enuf ready made Ifoti n Abara.. she would b like:
mum: o shey lo gbe megaphone? (y dont u go announce it to d world?)

Love my mum gan

AreaFada2:

Iya ni wura.......

timmycris:














tonight is mavro day, who else is getting ready to GH

Emeskhalifa:
na PH i wan go PH so