"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." – Muhammad Ali

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." – Mae West

"Only two things are infinite– the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former." – Albert Einstein

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." – Elizabeth Taylor

After an MP asked Churchill whether he must fall asleep while the MP is speaking, Churchill responded, "No, it's purely voluntary."

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman." – Margaret Thatcher

"If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

When asked what he thought of Western civilization, Ghandi replied, "I think it would be a good idea."

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, the marriage lasted four and a half years." – Nick Faldo

"In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." – John Adams

"If you won't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning." – Catherine the Great

RoyalBlak007:
"If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

This particular one is indeed piercing and strong at the same time. Kurt Vonnegut Jr must be a heartless.

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you– he really is an idiot." – Groucho Marx

"Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." – Charlotte Whitton

"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." – Groucho Marx

"The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children." – King Edward VIII

"[Seeing President Gerald Ford] was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.” – Clive James

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go" – Oscar Wilde

"Americans will always try to do the right thing– after they've tried everything else." – Winston Churchill

"Prince Charles's ears are so big, he could hang-glide over the Falklands!" – Joan Rivers

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." – Milton Berle

http://list25.com/25-most-clever-and-piercing-insults-in-history/5/

Lovely!!!!

hahahaha.. this ain't a piercing joke .... this na beta insult

in fact these insults are poisonous[color=#990000][/color]

some of these insults made me wana cry

Some should be shared with our sinators (pun intended)

Intelligent quotes like this won't make front page...unless Tonto breast.