Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,150,580 members, 7,809,105 topics. Date: Thursday, 25 April 2024 at 11:14 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Come And Laff , Laff It Loud (25216 Views)
The Best Of Mark Angel Comedy 2017 - Watch And Laff Out LOUD / Let Us Yarn And Laff / Nigerian Mums and their Wahala... Read and Laff till you faint (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by jimfarayola(m): 11:46pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Kudos to you |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:16pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Justmeal: JUSTMEAL.. watch out for more. |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:18pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
jimfarayola:thanks bruh D; 1 Like |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:37pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
HAVE YOU GRAB YOUR POPCORN
LET'S ROLL |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:39pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO BENBLAQ AND DOLLIPSEJAY . My uncle always picks fight with me like he doesn't know how evil I can be. I'm going to steal his phone and save my 2 other numbers as "Kim sweet sex"and "Bella big ass" Then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am His is wife will do the fighting for me.Me I don't fight with my elders 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:41pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO JIMFARAYOLA AND JUST MEAL . This habit of girls wearing many earrings, nose-ring,plenty chain necklaces,bellybutton ring,leg-chain, bangles, eye-ring etc is getting out of hand. A girl around sabo market fell down today and sounded like stainless steel plate.. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:42pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Chesus......... MO GBEEEEEEEEE i told my brother who was living in aba to buy Me something when coming to visit us and He told Me He will buy Me A phone.. Delighted i said which type, He said and iphone 6 i was Like jesus na how prayer they answer be this, days rolled away and He came... When He Gave Me the phone i Had the shock of my life The iphone six He said He brought Had 1.two sim slot 2, was using Nokia battery 3,Has touch on they head,,, Like Nokia touch Lite 4,has two charging Port, one pin mouth and one tecno mouth 5,has e book 6,and of most all the name written on it was highphone six 9 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:43pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
I had a dream last night, I was driving 2016 Range Rover but I woke up I can't remember where I parked it. Should I report to the Police 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:47pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell.. Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an "e" in the last word...now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house.... He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her! 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:48pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
When you submit your C.V for a job interview,& one week later you went to buy Suya from Aboki and you discover it was the C.V you submitted that was used to wrap the suya for you THE WITCHES IN YOUR VILLAGE WILL BE LIKE¡¡¡¡ IT'S OUR WORK OOOH,SOFTWORK!!!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
You lavish 300k in a club and give a prostitute 15k. But you give your girlfriend 1k after washing your clothes and cleaning the house for you then you say you're testing her to find out if she is after your money. Brother, the thunder that will fire you will be like Drug prescription; 3 in the morning, 3 in the afternoon and 3 at night. Sho lo ya wehrey nii 8 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:51pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
U are 33 years old and ur role model is Emmanuella..... Can u see d devil is using ur life and destiny to play naira bet.... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:51pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
If a girl dumped you because you don't have money, my brother when you don make the money please forgive her, promise her marriage, tell her family that you want to renovate their house, Then remove their roof and disappear. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:53pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAD MAN AND A NORMAL MAN. Norm. Man: Why is that u people (mad people) always laugh when there's nothing to laugh about. Mad man: Its because you people don't see what we see in madness Norm. Man: What do u people see? Mad man: Have u ever seen an ant breastfeeding it babies? Or dogs having a marriage ceremony? Norm. Man: Burst out with laughter.. Hahahaha Mad man: U see how u are laughing now, without even seeing what I used to see.. U will even laugh more than me when u become mad. 8 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
I no wan laugh alone. I was eating Amala and enjoyn my drink @4pm a man entered the restaurant wit a brief case. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him dat her children and her wan die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave dis woman five hundred thousand naira. D woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was still watchn wen anoda man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat he needed money to establish his bizness. This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00)and gave this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!". I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "ol boy na movie we dey shoot here" oo Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!! Economy no go kill person lol. 9 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Please help me with 5,000 Naira. I am badly in need of it. I know you can't fail to have it. I will refund you next week Thursday I promise. That's how I overheard a drunkard begging an ATM machine. I know you thought I was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. Hahaha look at you. You are now laughing! I like your smile. Don't laugh alone. Share it.. 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 4:59pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
girl: baby, where are you? boy: Am on my way to work, my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Infinity-45 is in garage for service. And you dear, where are you?. girl:: well, i'm in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn't pay the conductor, I've already paid for you lobataann!!! Make sure u dont laugh alone. 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:01pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. An Ijesha lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Ijesha Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Ijesha Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed Ijesha lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Ijesha Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Ijebu man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming Ijesha lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Ijesha Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Ijebu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" D Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an ijebu man. Don't laugh alone, put a smile on someone's face by sharing. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:02pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
IN HOLLY WOOD Merlin will say jxt two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear IN HOLLYWOOD Odunlade will recite a whole book of incantation(366 pages) jxt to off candle .then he'll finally tell u to bring the following >8 virgin rat > 10 married ants >7 pregnant mosquitoes > 2 lesbian hen .....To appease the gods ••••but niaja why , 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Justmeal: 7:38pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
kinglekiss:Alright bro... lol |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Dollipsejay(m): 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
kinglekiss:great |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 12:34pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
afternoon guys..let's continue |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
How to deal with someone who disturbs you with
calls....Go to OLX,
advertise iPhone 7 for N20,000, leave his number as
a contact, then sit back,
smile and drink chilled coke. Then watch God
fighting your battle. 10 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 12:36pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
You will go to someone's house only to see a dog that looks like a lion and then they will tell you "DONT BE SCARED, OUR DOG DOESN'T BITES". Aunty ! Are you the dog, whatzur own gan ... In fact I'm starting to get going ... 3 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 6:44pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
let's continue |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 6:46pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
That moment when your Dad scolds you on WhatsApp for being so careless and threatens not to pay your fees and you wanted to write " Sori" then auto correct change it to "story" YOU ARE COMPLETLY FINISH 8 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:44pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
happy Sunday.. |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:49pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
Everything in life is temporary. If things are going Good, Enjoy it, because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry! It can't last forever either. Have a Great Day! 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:49pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
This morning i dreamt that Dangote woke me up and said Boss your food is ready Please is this Malaria or Typhiod?? 6 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
That awkward moment African Mom want to beat u with belt and u started running, while chasing, she accidentally fall down. You will just be saying rubbish like " Mom, I am not running away from u, me am just jogging ni o" 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by sarz(m): 2:33pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
kinglekiss:support ke soup pot ni |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Evakinqz: 5:18pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
I wanted to quote one particular one yu dropped den i realised i couldn't quote all, they are all very lovely. Keep dem coming bro, we dey yur back like hutch . 2 Likes |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)
U.S Holds Basket Mouth Day (pics) / World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road / 'Dump Refuse Here & Go Mad' Notice Spotted In Lagos (Photo)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 40 |