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Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by cilifa: 10:08pm On Jan 06, 2017
Generally men tends to fart more open in the presence of their wife, but many women seems not to fart at all or use a silencer.

Do you take offence if your spouse fart loud in your presence or one should always control the loudness even when alone with your spouse?

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by onward4life(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2017
cilifa:
Generally men tends to fart more open in the presence of their wife, but many women seems not to fart at all or use a silencer.

Do you take offence if your spouse fart loud in your presence or one should always control the loudness even when alone with your spouse?


I just let go.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by taryour(f): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2017
cilifa:
Generally men tends to fart more open in the presence of their wife, but many women seems not to fart at all or use a silencer.

Do you take offence if your spouse fart loud in your presence or one should always control the loudness even when alone with your spouse?

you don't handle it. You just get used to it, that's why they are couples.

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Florblu(f): 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2017
It's part of being real. I'll just let it out.

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by helen4(f): 12:29am On Jan 07, 2017
it's freely given to me and I give it out freely as well...

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by UIA04(f): 6:59am On Jan 07, 2017
Pretending in front of your husband

HIAN

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Agbaletu: 7:04am On Jan 07, 2017
Freely discharged.... We do count scores.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 07, 2017
Florblu:
It's part of being real. I'll just let it out.
Lol your monicker sounds like fart already.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by megareal: 6:05pm On Jan 07, 2017
Why should I get bellyache for nothing? I just let it out.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by fart: 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2017
RadicallyBlunt:

Lol your monicker sounds like fart already.

Which nonsense is this? Please dont quote my moniker. thanks

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 07, 2017
fart:


Which nonsense is this? Please dont quote my moniker. thanks
Lol. Oga fartfart no vex o. I no know say fart monicker dey sef. You go dey endure a lot o cus people dey fart for this forum wella

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Mimzyy(f): 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
Funny grin
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by greatgod2012(f): 9:38pm On Jan 07, 2017
Lol........even this evening, we still used fart fart do competition between ourselves.



Na when you still dey court/date, you go dey form

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Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by fart: 10:17pm On Jan 07, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol........even this evening, we still used fart fart do competition between ourselves.



Na when you still dey court/date, you go dey form


nonsense. please leave me out of this
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:20pm On Jan 07, 2017
lol.. Fart.... We all fart. To fart is a free gift frm God. Ama blast her nose off with fart.

Fart, hope m not annoying yu with my poem on fart.grin
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by titosantana(m): 2:14am On Jan 08, 2017
#covers nose#


But the odour that comes with it nko, that won't be funny o.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by titosantana(m): 3:32am On Jan 08, 2017
Women like to do anyhow after marriage. This is however part of the reasons their husbands don't find them attractive as they used to.
Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Swarez091(m): 4:00pm On Jun 13, 2020
I can't date a lady that can't position her backside on my face and happily farting on my face o,I swear even during dating or first meeting self it makes her look so sexy and real to me.

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