bettercreature:
Don't do it! it's real don't invite anaconda to your house

All liars will go to hell fire

Obiomon:
incrizz !!! where thou at?? come and drop your story jare! come tell us how your mommy told you that if you talk to any boy you will become pregnant after 2 days

My Mum told me that one day while she was out, she came by the foot of an overhead bridge.
There was a little crowd gathered there.
She felt God nudging her to go there, otherwise she ordinarily would have ignored them.

A man lay on the ground looking quite dead.
Every one said he was dead.
She said she could hear the voice of God loud and clear within her that she should give him a drink.
So, she poured little water into his mouth.
The guy awoke.

How is that for susperstition??

***
Obiomon how could you do this to me?
I loved "her"; one of a kind; jovial, free spirited, friendly.
I was intrigued by her and thought I have finally found a jewel in the sack.
How could you?

Incrizz:

My Mum told me that one day while she was out, she came by the foot of an overhead bridge.
There was a little crowd gathered there.
She felt God nudging her to go there, otherwise she ordinarily would have ignored them.

A man lay on the ground looking quite dead.
Every one said he was dead.
She said she could hear the voice of God loud and clear within her that she should give him a drink.
So, she poured little water into his mouth.
The guy awoke.

How is that for susperstition??

***
Obiomon how could you do this to me?
I loved "her"; one of a kind; jovial, free spirited, friendly.
I was intrigued by her and thought I have finally found a jewel in the sack.
How could you?

woah whoa! I really didn't see this coming ! Well you would have told me instead! My quoting you was based on you sharing your superstition coz every kid then had what he or she ignorantly believed in like everyone else here!

That whenever i swallow udara seed it will grow on my head....at a time i mistakenly swallowed one, mehhn, for almost a month i kept touching my head every minute of the day, even when i'm about to go to bed...when i wake up in the morning the first thing i do is to touch my head and then i proceed straight to the mirror to see if it has started growing....really funny and pathetic.

judeefcc:


Is it?

fvuck u

A woman with beards is a very wicked woman. Funny enough, now am grown up and i have beards. Sometimes when i remenber that supersitious belife, i can't help but laugh. Even some people see me now and say "you are very wicked" .

Obiomon:
woah whoa! I really didn't see this coming ! Well you would have told me instead! My quoting you was based on you sharing your superstition coz every kid then had what he or she ignorantly believed in like everyone else here!

Lol..why do you think I spoke in parable huh?

PS
The day I found out was the day I made the post okay??

Incrizz:

Lol..why do you think I spoke in parable huh?

PS
The day I found out was the day I made the post okay??

Huh?? for truth!?? gurl you need some serious whooping on that little ass of yours if you try that again I we bite ur big nose [url][/url]

Obiomon who are all these "mentors" on Nairaland encouraging guys to thrash-talk when talking to a female??
It's really annoying
There's only one thing I don't like about you and that's it

#Incrizz

TrapQueen77:




Oohh we have so many superstitious belief...

1. Never sweep after dark... Coz ur throwing away all the good luck away.. Wait until the next day.

2. Never sit on the steps/staircase when there's pregnant ..she will have a miscarriage & u are to blame.

3. As a kid, when u pee in the bushes or in the roadside, u have to say some words coz u may pee on the dwarfs' house and they wiill pinch ur little flower or birdie

4. When u buy Ginger in the market , Never accept it with ur bare hands from the seller.. Instead, let her put it down then take it. Coz she might have a stronger power that can cause u stomach pain.. The only way to get rid of it, is his/her saliva..

Uumm... Lemme think some other things...

re u really a nigerian...its all strange

jidxin:
re u really a nigerian...its all strange

I am not a Nigerian..

Incrizz:
Obiomon who are all these "mentors" on Nairaland encouraging guys to thrash-talk when talking to a female??
It's really annoying
There's only one thing I don't like about you and that's it

#Incrizz

LMAO! Trash talk. !? Oh come on gurl, You have no idea what trash talkin iz that's why you said that! Is there anyway I will come to you and start trash talking you? , go check what it TRULY means and bring your Lil ass over hiar to explain how ignorant you were!



Your liking me already? Lol why didn't you say that earlier ! And we barely know each other


OK text me with this 0701 025 02** but make sure you send your picture forSt lemme see who has the !

PS guard that number up there very well, I cherish it more than glo does !

#obiomon

she's a Jamaican

TrapQueen77:





I am not a Nigerian..

Obiomon:
she's a Jamaican

Hahahaha.. How I wish...

1. You Dont touch or eat duck egg... Years down the line my cousine will cook, fry, roast duck egg.. He's alive with is wife and kids. Lol

2. If you touch any girl she'll get pregnant... So I didn't have sex till I was very matured.. But within the space of two years after i get to know.....I've done a looooooooottttt all kinda shiiiit except gay shiiiit..

CoolVoice:
1. You Dont touch or eat duck egg... Years down the line my cousine will cook, fry, roast duck egg.. He's alive with is wife and kids. Lol

2. If you touch any girl she'll get pregnant... So I didn't have sex till I was very matured.. But within the space of two years after i get to know.....I've done a looooooooottttt all kinda shiiiit except gay shiiiit..

lol better don't come and spoil us hiAR oh! we still be virgins! We still waiting till our wedding night

Obiomon:
lol better don't come and spoil us hiAR oh! we still be virgins! We still waiting till our wedding night

I envy you..keep waiting ehn... Lool You better learn the 3 important Rule to keeping your supposed husband...

1. Good Amazing Fcukk!!


2. Good Amazing Fcukkkkkkk!!


3. Very Good Amazing Fcukkkkkkk!!

Better learn it now before the glorious night...

Obiomon:
LMAO! Trash talk. !? Oh come on gurl, You have no idea what trash talkin iz that's why you said that! Is there anyway I will come to you and start trash talking you? , go check what it TRULY means and bring your Lil ass over hiar to explain how ignorant you were!



Your liking me already? Lol why didn't you say that earlier ! And we barely know each other


OK text me with this 0701 025 02** but make sure you send your picture forSt lemme see who has the !

PS guard that number up there very well, I cherish it more than glo does !

#obiomon

Okay. Word substitution gone wrong

I liked you as a sister you...balloon head!

Incrizz:

Okay. Word substitution gone wrong

I liked you as a sister you...balloon head!

lol! I never knew my head was like that of a balloon You just telling me! I guess you already knew more about me than me myself! ! What else do you know