The Day I Met One Of My EX
I stood beside the road waiting for a taxi. suddenly, I heard a voice shouting my name "Xavier Xavier" from the other Lane of the highway, I felt surprised and shocked when I saw it was one of my Ex because I knew how bad I treated her and dumped her after some years. Lucky for me, A long bus slowed down for parking, I quickly took the advantage and hid behind a container shop.
I hid there for almost 30minutes and later came out hoping she has left. I stoped the Cab I saw immediately and entered, I didn't bother to look at the person sitting beside me.
I just heard the voice said: Helloo! Super Duper. It was the girl I hip for...I decided to stop being a coward and took the courage. So I burst into laughter and said: Wow! baby long time o.
She replied with frowned face- Yeah! its been a while.
We made a Little conversation...after some minutes, She said: oh! That reminds me...here is my wedding invitation card and its coming up next week.
As a smart guy, I came up with an Idea...
I replied: wow! I'm very happy for you...I will also like to invite you to my naming ceremony, My Third Wife Gave Birth To Triplet yesterday, will you be present?
SHE FAINTED!