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Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by sonofluc1fer: 10:55am On Jan 15, 2017

Good day readers and a Happy New Year. It's your favorite son of the devil, sonofLucifer aka amanfrommars aka muskeeto aka etc etc..

This lovely Sunday morning, I'd love us to discuss if Jesus a mami-water. Now, before you recoil in horror and fear, relax and breathe. God will not harm you for asking questions, only men can.

So, while I rush off to have my breakfast, stay tuned and do some googling..We have some fascinating stuff to discuss.

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by menxer: 11:08am On Jan 15, 2017
Interesting.

*refills glass with conc combine*
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Edenoscar(m): 11:28am On Jan 15, 2017
Following cool
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hopefulLandlord: 11:30am On Jan 15, 2017
*inspects plot of land*
*Pays for it*

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by mrmrmister: 11:34am On Jan 15, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
*inspects plot of land*

*Pays for it*

* collects money*
*shoots him in the head*





LAND FOR SALE cool

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hopefulLandlord: 11:41am On Jan 15, 2017
mrmrmister:

* collects money* *shoots him in the head*




LAND FOR SALE cool
*He realises the land had been willed to my daughter*
*He cries that he killed me for nothing*

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hahn(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2017
Jesus was too stupid to swim so he decided to walk on water instead tongue

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hahn(m): 11:42am On Jan 15, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


*He realises the land had been willed to my daughter*

*He cries that he killed me for nothing*

Unfortunately you made payment to a scammer. Both of you have no land tongue

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Wilgrea7(m): 11:52am On Jan 15, 2017
i really miss the days when when sensible threads were opened here on nl
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by lepasharon(f): 11:56am On Jan 15, 2017
Lucy, we are waiting
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by MrPresident1: 12:23pm On Jan 15, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Good day readers and a Happy New Year. It's your favorite son of the devil, sonofLucifer aka amanfrommars aka muskeeto aka etc etc..

This lovely Sunday morning, I'd love us to discuss if Jesus a mami-water. Now, before you recoil in horror and fear, relax and breathe. God will not harm you for asking questions, only men can.

So, while I rush off to have my breakfast, stay tuned and do some googling..We have some fascinating stuff to discuss.

Does mamiwater exist?
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Nelson21(m): 12:24pm On Jan 15, 2017
*walks into religion section*
*sees a new thread opened by lucy*
*grabs a chair, opens bottled coke and popcorn pack*

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by joseff14(m): 12:26pm On Jan 15, 2017
Following.............
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jan 15, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Good day readers and a Happy New Year. It's your favorite son of the devil, sonofLucifer aka amanfrommars aka muskeeto aka etc etc..

This lovely Sunday morning, I'd love us to discuss if Jesus a mami-water. Now, before you recoil in horror and fear, relax and breathe. God will not harm you for asking questions, only men can.

So, while I rush off to have my breakfast, stay tuned and do some googling..We have some fascinating stuff to discuss.
Senseless comment.
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Butteredpako: 1:27pm On Jan 15, 2017
Nelson21:
*walks into religion section*
*sees a new thread opened by lucy*
*grabs a chair, opens bottled coke and popcorn pack*
Lucyson cool.
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jan 15, 2017
Na Jesus was a ninja
I have proof
How else do you think he walked on water?

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Edenoscar(m): 1:59pm On Jan 15, 2017
hahn:


Unfortunately you made payment to a scammer. Both of you have no land tongue
unfortunately the scammer's girlfriend absounded with the land document so it seems the scammer has no land

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Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by jonbellion(m): 2:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
Lennycool:
Na Jesus was a ninja
I have proof
How else do you think he walked on water?
chaii
He was to useless to become hokage
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by finofaya: 2:03pm On Jan 15, 2017
Are there male mamiwater?

Was Jesus male?
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
jonbellion:
chaii
He was to useless to become hokage
No favouritism. Yahweh had no influence in Japan.
Maybe if it was in the middle east
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by goatandyam: 2:57pm On Jan 15, 2017
Abeg, where is the person that said the world will end on jan 14? Abi him don pospone am ni? angry
Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jan 15, 2017
Devil,

what's a

MA - MI - WO - TA

One of yours?

undecided undecided

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