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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by mhisbliss(f): 11:47am On Jan 18, 2017
if i were a boy I'd be a very handsome one, date only one girl who i really liked through out my life

Never flaunt six packs

Keep beard

Bodybuilder

Play basketball

Be a very intelligent nerd

Neva be a womanizing jerk

Be a lover not a playa smiley

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by pussypounder(m): 11:48am On Jan 18, 2017
grin grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Odkosh: 11:48am On Jan 18, 2017
misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.
you said this because you are already a woman.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by haryothosyn93(m): 11:48am On Jan 18, 2017
I for be Ashawo shapana
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:48am On Jan 18, 2017
Motherfuckers in disguise

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by bettercreature(m): 11:48am On Jan 18, 2017
Rex123:
LMAO!!!
Abeg I love my gender!
Coming back as a dude! Life too sweet as a guy abeg!!!!
Wont like to be a lady,they are suffering
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ameezy(m): 11:51am On Jan 18, 2017
grin
I for the give free punna
I no go stingy at all
Free sex any boi free. Just free
grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ameezy(m): 11:53am On Jan 18, 2017
mhisbliss:
if i were a boy I'd be a very handsome one, date only one girl who i really liked through out my life

Never flaunt six packs

Keep beard

Bodybuilder

Play basketball

Be a very intelligent nerd

Neva be a womanizing jerk

Be a lover not a playa smiley
U well sha

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by VitaminB12(m): 11:53am On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
tongue kiss
come play with my own balls and give me a hand job. I love the feeling more than sex
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by mhisbliss(f): 11:54am On Jan 18, 2017
ameezy:

U well sha
i know
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by quiverfull(m): 11:54am On Jan 18, 2017
Strange...it appears women are envious of the menfolk. Hmm. Interesting.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Enemyofpeace: 11:55am On Jan 18, 2017
misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy
cheesy : grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by femi4: 11:58am On Jan 18, 2017
misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.
That's how men's brain were wired
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 11:58am On Jan 18, 2017
ameezy:
grin
I for the give free punna
I no go stingy at all
Free sex any boi free. Just free
grin
and end up with 3 diffrent STDs an 45 kids grin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ameezy(m): 11:58am On Jan 18, 2017
mhisbliss:
i know
So na ur reply b dat undecided
Mtcheww
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Rex123(m): 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2017
bettercreature:
Wont like to be a lady,they are suffering


I swear!!! As a guy I fit do anything and everything without the society judging me!
As lady you never marry, problem! No get money problem, get money problem, life isn't just fair to women! And men at times compound their problems!!!
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ameezy(m): 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
and end up with 3 diffrent STDs an 45 kids grin
grin
45 kids grin
Ahh
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ameezy(m): 12:01pm On Jan 18, 2017
My mood now

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ayusco85(m): 12:01pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy

Lol. So do u play with urs boobs and Punna? Since u still a gurl
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 12:01pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
cheesy : grin
There's nothing like having balls cheesy

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jan 18, 2017
Hmmm coming back as a guy? Hmmmm nothing o. I enjoy being a girl jare can't even think of what I'd do besides begging God to give me back my gender.

But I've always wondered how it feels to walk around bare chested. undecided

How do you guys even walk around comfortably with a rod in-between your legs? How is it that you don't burst you balls? lipsrsealed

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 12:03pm On Jan 18, 2017
ayusco85:


Lol. So do u play with urs boobs and Punna? Since u still a gurl
Nope lipsrsealed
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ofemigeorge(m): 12:03pm On Jan 18, 2017
SalomonKane:
I like the way your imagination work. wink grin
You like her. Wic one be imagination works.. .

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by bettercreature(m): 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2017
Rex123:



I swear!!! As a guy I fit do anything and everything without the society judging me!
As lady you never marry, problem! No get money problem, get money problem, life isn't just fair to women! And men at times compound their problems!!!
They are so inferior to the extent that they can not walk alone at night without fear of being raped
They can do simply nothing alone
Don't believe the saying that what a man can do a woman can do better it's Nonsense!They can do nothing alone

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy
This babe
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ofemigeorge(m): 12:05pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
There's nothing like having balls cheesy
Seriously WATS the big deal. Will it make u feel fearless or powerful?
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ayusco85(m): 12:05pm On Jan 18, 2017
mhisbliss:
if i were a boy I'd be a very handsome one, date only one girl who i really liked through out my life

Never flaunt six packs

Keep beard

Bodybuilder

Play basketball

Be a very intelligent nerd

Neva be a womanizing jerk
K
Be a lover not a playa smiley

Aunty please tell us a story

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jan 18, 2017
ameezy:

grin
45 kids grin
Ahh
yep grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ayusco85(m): 12:06pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
Nope lipsrsealed

Why u come wan dey stroke Ur balls? Lol. Cornfess
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Blurryface(m): 12:06pm On Jan 18, 2017
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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by hottadiva(f): 12:07pm On Jan 18, 2017
I'll probably jump around so that my giginli twirls in circles grin

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