That's ur selling point

Its a pity our men are houseboiz over there to get papers

But he won't do this if his girl was black, he would expect her to die in the kitchen. Some men sha

ButterFrost212:
But he won't do this if his girl was black, he would expect her to die in the kitchen. Some men sha

Die in the kitchen kwa? Is cooking dat big a deal? Oh u mean those ones that want pounded yam 3 times a day

I will never do this again for my whitey girl. I for dey prisons now because of my peppesoup she follow me chop.

Ezionye:


Die in the kitchen kwa? Is cooking dat big a deal? Oh u mean those ones that want pounded yam 3 times a day

Lol, it's not that big a deal. But how nice would it be if your man assisted you occasionally or just go all out and cook the whole meal while you're chilling

See as he resemble Wale.

Np: Jesse Jagz - Highlife

ButterFrost212:

Lol, it's not that big a deal. But how nice would it be if your man assisted you occasionally or just go all out and cook the whole meal while you're chilling

Oya no vex

I will call him and table your grievances.

Doh

dainformant:
see flexing while we dey here they suffer

Bro Na you wan suffer na, you can end that suffering with the help of MMM

ojun50:
9ja men always doing any tin to get d white pussy

That's because virgin mary is white.

hhh

AlfaSeltzer:


That's because virgin mary is white.

wht of virgin joshpine

ojun50:

wht of virgin joshpine

doesn't count.

Ezionye:


Die in the kitchen kwa? Is cooking dat big a deal? Oh u mean those ones that want pounded yam 3 times a day

ur post makes me want to ask if

your uncle was definitely born in 1920's lol no offence

ovaRAYted:
And my uncle would say "young man do not enjoy cooking,thats a woman's domestic duty"

DAMN BROV

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

Cool

Guyman02:
Since that girl gave me this banga soup of fish and periwinkle in Calabar, I realised why women are always afraid whenever their husbands report that they have a conference to attend in Calabar

This food just make hungry catch me. Walai, I go go Calabar.

For d love of papers

We all know most white girls are lazy and can't cook.

ojun50:
9ja men always doing any tin to get d white pussy

You guys are literary in every country on earth

LET ME GO AND LEARN HOW TO COOK TOO OH! MAY BE NICKI MINAJ WILL LOVE ME, NOBODY KNOWS.. (WEY MY SPOON? AND MY POT. . OFF TO THE MARKET TO BUY OGBONO SOUP INGRIDIENT..

Why do oyibos drink coke whenever they eat? And here they say Sugar is not good for your health.

Hope dem no use yansh swear for blackman?

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

Ure bad gan!!!!

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

my guy this thing sweet my kpakor no be small if na by this them de take make am you 4 don make am.

she's just going to put on weight on fatty Nijja foods and then love reduces!

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

ayam not hunderstanding where do I fix my over 1.5?

That means that any day u loss ur cooking skills u will also loss ur wife. Think well ooo. Man shall not live by bread alone. Fink men

someone tell this girl that if the guy is ibo he could send her to carry drugs

metallisc:


seriously? ... oya come let me cook something nice and spicy for you only! deal??

lol

ojun50:
9ja men always doing any tin to get d white pussy

#softwork!