According to her the first time she gave birth she tried to do it at home. she had a midwife, a doula, my husband, a kiddie pool, chill vibes music and candles. None of it helped, and after laboring for days, she decided to go to the hospital for a glorious epidural. Seriously, it was insane how good that
epidural was -- one second she was moaning like a wounded possibly drunk cow and the next second she was doing a stand up comedy routine for all the nurses. “Hey you in the front row in the nurse's uniform, you have any kids? What’s that? You're waiting for the right person?!? Honey, it’s called settling and we all have to do it! [points to husband] Yeah, she said it!” [drops mic, pushes out baby]

This time around she have a new and exciting birth plan that doesn’t involve midwives, doulas or kiddie pools. This time she hope to give birth one day after the inauguration, at the Women’s March in Los Angeles. Yes, right there in the middle of all the marching and peaceful protesting and snacks (please tell me there will be snacks).

Going to a March super pregnant won’t be the easiest thing to do. Right now I am at the not-cute-anymore stage of pregnancy. I'm 37 weeks in and people have stopped saying “Aww you're pregnant!” and started saying “Whoa, you are pregnant!” My feet look like ... honestly I’m not sure, it’s been awhile since I saw them, but I know they feel swollen so I can only imagine how they look. So why am I going to my local march on Saturday instead of sitting on my couch trying to teach my 2-year-old how to give me a foot massage and why do I hope to go into labor at said march surrounded by thousands of strangers?

The pictures. I mean, forget promoting #freethenipple while breastfeeding. This would be some next-level mom stuff, and in this digital age everyone would see it whether they want to or not. Giving birth in public would mean it would be a very recorded moment and recording the moment was something my scared, suddenly very pale husband did not think to do the first time around. People would send me the footage on Facebook. continue http://datingelationship..com.ng/2017/01/why-this-woman-wants-to-give-birth-at.html

Experience teaches

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