LIFE OF NIGERIAN GIRLS

1. @ 14. they're the fine sweet teens.
2. @ 16, they wanna roll wit older ones. it's fun being the new slayer in the group.
3. @ 18, they probably have had 1st sex. so they cling to this one guy & talk all about how they wont leave this guy.
4. @ 20. they might be in the university. they make new male frwend & slowly lose interest in the former guy.
5. @ 22, they make fwends wit gurls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date more expensive guys.
these sets of gurls use porch phones. so they get intimidated & need to join the elite skul gurls league.
6. @ 24, they're now porch, they now hang out wit rich male fwends who they scam & take money from for mere sex.
At these point. if a random guy chats her up. she might snup. if u ask her phone digits. she makes u feel like a stalker.
they prefer guys who would want to spend a fortune on dem.
7. @ 26. the trend continues... fun, slayer queen. porch. frosh. money. remains the key words. bcus she has changed her mindset & increase the standard she wants in a man.
8, btw 26- 28. she is a maid of honor for her fwends.
9. @ 29. none of those rich guys proposed.
10. @ 30. night vigils from one church to another.
11. @ 31. the same gurl who refused giving phone number to some serious guys. goes to Linda Ikeji's blog and posts.because she has wasted her life
"Hi i'm sandra.,i'm 32 & searching for a very serious relatship. call me on 0000000000"
12. @ 35. morning cry.
13. @ 38. oluwa sha nu mi eh joor.
14. @ 39. they're still crying. begging God.
15. @ 40. God why? bcus they've hit menopause.

Pls young girl, Get married now and stop asking men for money because had I know comes at Last

funny pics

girls/ladies hope you are reading this piece?

Now this is funny

A number of factors could make a girl single till her 30's but the most common of these factor are self caused.

So true

might not be the exact fit but lots of girls are going thru this right now. go to singles church programs and see all sorts of pretty girls who r single in their 30s. some sort after the swag they saw on social media and ignored the ones who were simple, didn't do much partying or clubbing, didn't spoil them with money but provided for their basic needs which were never ever satisfiable compared to what their fellow slay Queens were getting...men...ladies can be complex. anyway some aren't so unlucky. they do all these and more and still find that one fool that they wrap around their fingers.

hahahahahahaha

Exactly

I met one yesterday in church.
She was damn serious praying..
"Shouting " my future husband shall locate me this year".
A very Porsh pretty girl. . .honestly, my intention was to woo dis light-skin curvy lass after service.
But her prayer discouraged me.
Cos am not ready to father anyone.


#yolo

Nice post just dat the topic and the content no get any kinda connection

Lala come ooooooh

Did I hear someone says Linda

refiner:

You're female so you shouldn't be amused by stuff like this. I'm sorry but I just have to call Aunty Mikylopez to flog you with her infamous hairnet. You go hear am. Hahaha!

I was almost laughing out my head. LOL

To me, it is, be responsible, be independent and be good to people.

Lol

Pls if you get to know of anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the documents valid and legal, and the price is between 750k and 1.500m Please let him/her sell it. I am not interested.
Thanks.

all I could do was cry *singing*

MY MASTER PLAN FOR A BETTER NIGERIA
In a country like ours with a population of 180 million people we could do Something tangible with that without government support. Calm down and listen. If I were the president of nigeria I would focus on one sector first because having your fingers in many area is a distraction. I recommend the EDUCATION SECTOR.
In nigeria we have 30 million student. Imagine that they all attend the same school. There is no government or private school. The government owns all the schools. There should be no payment of school fees.
Let us start from my own state Kogi. If the government focus its effort to standard one good school in every local government area. Provide buses to Covey student who live far. I mean there should be serious effort.
Each student is to pay #500 Weekly. That is 30million students * #500= 15billion per week.

OneSentence:
might not be the exact fit but lots of girls are going thru this right now. go to singles church programs and see all sorts of pretty girls who r single in their 30s. some sort after the swag they saw on social media and ignored the ones who were simple, didn't do much partying or clubbing, didn't spoil them with money but provided for their basic needs which were never ever satisfiable compared to what their fellow slay Queens were getting...men...ladies can be complex. anyway some aren't so unlucky. they do all these and more and still find that one fool that they wrap around their fingers.

Funny enough there are far more single men than women. Men outnumber women by the ratio 3 to 1. I think most of this is just exxagerated.

If dem like, make dem no hear.

Good content, deceptive topic.

Cool

Funny but not funny to me. I'm beginning to feel that my Playboy escapades in my university days is playing back at me.

Anyway good news is that I Don dey look the way of one lady here but she has practically refused to upload her pics in her profile.

Guyz alwayz d root of #HADIKNOWN

Very true post..

tensazangetsu20:

Funny enough there are far more single men than women. Men outnumber women by the ratio 3 to 1. I think most of this is just exxagerated.

Where did you pull this stat from? You can't just type any shi you feel like and expect everyone to take it in. That stat is very wrong.

DrayZee:
Where did you pull this stat from? You can't just type any shi you feel like and expect everyone to take it in. That stat is very wrong.

It is very right. Do your research. And am not even talking about eligible women. Beautiful women have a plethora of choices even here on nairaland it's common. One hot girl gets like 100 pms in one month. That's just on nairaland. Do you know how many suitors she has in real life too?.

Haute:


You're female so you shouldn't be amused by stuff like this. I'm sorry but I just have to call Aunty Mikylopez to flog you with her infamous hairnet. You go hear am. Hahaha!

really?

.

this is so true lol

Mikylopez:
really?

Yup. You can also suffocate her with your hairnet while you're at it, but I know nothing of it.

Sebastine1994:
MY MASTER PLAN FOR A BETTER NIGERIA
In a country like ours with a population of 180 million people we could do Something tangible with that without government support. Calm down and listen. If I were the president of nigeria I would focus on one sector first because having your fingers in many area is a distraction. I recommend the EDUCATION SECTOR.
In nigeria we have 30 million student. Imagine that they all attend the same school. There is no government or private school. The government owns all the schools. There should be no payment of school fees.
Let us start from my own state Kogi. If the government focus its effort to standard one good school in every local government area. Provide buses to Covey student who live far. I mean there should be serious effort.
Each student is to pay #500 Weekly. That is 30million students * #500= 15billion per week.

Sorry but it makes little to no sense. 15 billion per week might sound large to you but it can't do anything to adequately fund the educational sector. Even currently the educational sector takes up 8.4% of our national budget (for the existing government schools) and you can see the sorry state public schools are in.