Hi

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after everything , you go still land inside friend zone

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The girls are anticipating..Go ahead and use the tricks..they'd laugh at your Mumunity as they already knw what you're tryna do

3

ok

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I blame Buhari

Ok

IsaacBuchi:



That was why I mentioned that ladies should urgently opt out.

This is a secret code for only men.

Ellacute is here already

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Oya na.....

maryjan8:
Ok

Do you want to get banned?

MycoleA:
ok

hahahahahaha, that makes sense

5

Only a naive gal would fall for this

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Kikikikiki mmm continue ph wait for gh

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CaroLyner:
Only a naive gal would fall for this

IsaacBuchi:



Are you sure you know what you are saying. Its because you are a lady.

By the way....I remember clearly stating that this post is only for MEN!!!

uncle leave am!!!
No myn am!! ... Na today??
Weda dem know or dem no know.. E still dey work on top dem.

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by bedroom eyes, do you mean the one caused by agege weed, cause I'm not understanding o!

Nigerians sha no dey tire for Bleep matter!

nice one .

so after this ,how can u reach the promise land

All these stuffs are just trash, if a girl likes a guy she likes him for real




All these ones nah jara

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1. A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of ₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating successfully d Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need money...Immediately, d richman gave him a millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich
man gave him a million naira cheque too (ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned courage and went to d richman's front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need money (I was crying, shedding crocodile tears...). whileI was expecting this man to open his brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise

"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"




2. I was buying fufu at one junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; "Degree wait for me". I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiosity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "ma, why do u call this child degree"? The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home.

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Therris freedom of walka in naira land, I must remain here to see what you guys are up to



And for a guy that a babe likes for real, he just has to walk up to her and tell her.



She may form small, but if she likes him she'll agree.



No need for long yarns