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**wakes up with a start**

eh, did I hear something?

no it was just crickets

**snoozes off again with mouth still open**

oh ugliest, u are still throwing in weak punches? u got to do better than this. like i said b4, u are stuck, from thread to thread, u miss yan, i will cut u down. now go back to that ur italian brothel

How far,any bomb yet?

NOooooooooooooo.BRB

@ na2day

Bros watin you do all these girls way them just day diss you like say you refuse to play there game

OgidiBoy:

@ na2day

Bros watin you do all these girls way them just day diss you like say you refuse to play there game

make i summarize, some, i dey pursue dem go enter rat hole, others, i no notice them one in particular use her ugliness break my laptop screen

na2day?:

make i summarize, some, i dey pursue dem go enter rat hole, others, i no notice them one in particular use her ugliness break my laptop screen

Eeyah sorry o. Has she repaired it?

kola oloye:

Eeyah sorry o. Has she repaired it?

if only her face could break the screen, what do u think will happen if she touch it?

@na2day;see eh,i heard a quote from some one,and it said 'The best weapon is one you will never have to fire'.i respectfully disagree.The best weapon is the kind you will will fire ONCE.Truth is,you gettin' your ars.e whooped!So what are you waiting for?

Keep jerking off!

Una still dey here?

TheSeeker:

Una still dey here?

I still dey oooo you bring us drinks ?

OgidiBoy:

I still dey oooo you bring us drinks ?

I ordered fanta, coke, sprite and 7Up

TheSeeker:

I ordered fanta, coke, sprite and 7Up

Those above are for kids, shey una get Hellesy for fridge?


Meanwhile I don miss battle o, ehm ehm weting be the scores for now?

skfa1:

Those above are for kids, shey una get Hellesy for fridge?


Meanwhile I don miss battle o, ehm ehm weting be the scores for now?

Who tell you? Drink wey JayZ and him wife drink for Kaduna na him be for small pikin? You never sabi anything.

Who's interested? I have soya milk too, anyone down?

TheSeeker:

I ordered fanta, coke, sprite and 7Up

I hope you not mistaking me for Amaka or Platinumnk Abeg if you not bringing us Heineken 24 pack then just turn around now and go find you the closest liquor store before I vex


Fanta and coke indeed, you don see small piken.

You are even more jobless than na2day.

michelin89:

You are even more jobless than na2day.

True! true!! are you hiring

(loud announcement) "RIGHT NOW AND EVERY SECOND, A SERIOUS CRIME IS BEING COMMITED. . . BEWARE, BE WARNED, DONT FALL A VICTIM!!!"
lol
remembering those old naija movies.
the battle line has been drawn  

No, sorry.

THE-AMAKA:

(loud announcement) "RIGHT NOW AND EVERY SECOND, A SERIOUS CRIME IS BEING COMMITED. . . BEWARE, BE WARNED, DONT FALL A VICTIM!!!"
lol
remembering those old naija movies.
the battle line has been drawn 

I don't understand.

I hate that smiley!!!

Michelin89 dear abeg we dey fight ?

Why that smiley and why repeat it three times? You make the person you quoted sound silly, IMO.

Simply say, I don't understand, can you explain?

michelin89:

Why that smiley and why repeat it three times? You make the person you quoted sound silly, IMO.

Simply say, I don't understand, can you explain?

Yes ma'am, I'll go back and correct myself to make you happy ok

OgidiBoy:

I hope you not mistaking me for Amaka or Platinumnk Abeg if you not bringing us Heineken 24 pack then just turn around now and go find you the closest liquor store before I vex


Fanta and coke indeed, you don see small piken.

Here we go. . . 76 packs of Heineken, 17 bottles of Ace and Hennessey, some bottles of Vodka (don't know how many are there)

Lumps of goat meats are on the way, so is that all we need for now?

TheSeeker:

Here we go. . . 76 packs of Heineken, 17 bottles of Ace and Hennessey, some bottles of Vodka (don't know how many are there)

Lumps of goat meats are on the way, so is that all we need for now?

That sounds like a party my brother, I think we just need some fine babe to get this party going.

OgidiBoy:

Yes ma'am, I'll go back and correct myself to make you happy ok

Better. Always portray humility in your posts and people will be kind to you.  

Wow I'm getting kisses from Madam Michelin tonight, it must be a blessed day

OgidiBoy:

That sounds like a party my brother, I think we just need some fine babe to get this party going.

Yeah, just got off the phone with my buddy, K-Pappy, and he said to me that he has Spanish, Ukrainian, Russian, Cuban, Brazilian, Trinidad and Tobago and P.Rican chics, and we should place our order. Now, give me a full list of the type of chics we would need. I think I'm going to need a P.Rican and a Brazilian chic, so what's your taste?

So Naija chicks nor hot reach abi?

If I were you I'd leave this thread immediately before. . .

I only stated what stock the guy has.

I was kidding. Nigerian girls are so mediocre!!!