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How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 4:19am On Jan 28, 2017
I think this is tru , cant stop laughing where are our ladies we need to ask them why they r doing this to us

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by zuby4real10(m): 4:27am On Jan 28, 2017
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the second soup.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Homefinders(f): 4:33am On Jan 28, 2017
loool
zuby4real10:
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the second soup.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by IamRespected: 4:35am On Jan 28, 2017
grin Op looks like person that does not give his wife money for soup grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Homefinders(f): 4:39am On Jan 28, 2017
grin Lalasticlala, mynd44 grin grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 4:56am On Jan 28, 2017
Looool Infact na Panla fish she gimme last night
IamRespected:
grin Op looks like person that does not give his wife money for soup grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by IamRespected: 5:03am On Jan 28, 2017
ShoProperties:
Looool Infact na Panla fish she gimme last night
grin grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by marshalcarter: 5:04am On Jan 28, 2017
pls if ur g.f serve you the first food...dnt use condom..I repeat "DO NOT USE CONDOM"cry















dnt ask me about the second one...she probably dnt want you to prosper in lyf

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 5:05am On Jan 28, 2017
marshalcarter:
pls if ur g.f serve you the first food...dnt use condom..I repeat "DO NOT USE CONDOM"cry
the second one nko ..

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by marshalcarter: 5:09am On Jan 28, 2017
ShoProperties:
the second one nko ..



cele church might not be far from ur homegrin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Snow5(m): 5:12am On Jan 28, 2017
Same thing as...



When dem never Marry you.. Dem go hide their character...

But as u put the ring on it... Gobe!!!!... One chance motor


Lols... Women pretend pas devil

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by princefunmmy(m): 5:13am On Jan 28, 2017
grin
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 5:20am On Jan 28, 2017
Snow5:
Same thing as...




When dem never Marry you.. Dem go hide their character...


But as u put the ring on it... Gobe!!!!... One chance motor



Lols... Women pretend pas devil
LMAO can't stop laffin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by fulaniHERDSman(m): 5:31am On Jan 28, 2017
Hmmm
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Mouthgag: 5:50am On Jan 28, 2017
grin
Chai!

Girls are heartless angry cry

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Godfullsam(m): 5:58am On Jan 28, 2017
First meal = beta soup na money kill am


Second meal= what you sow you reap!


Conclusion


Sow beta money, reap beta food!

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Opistorincos(m): 7:31am On Jan 28, 2017
That should be swapped, the second when dating, the first when married

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by whizbee(m): 7:51am On Jan 28, 2017
Funny thing, but it's true, when dating, your spouse will always wanna impress you will be like but when married, iya sikira will be like " na me get am"

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 8:23am On Jan 28, 2017
Abi ,
whizbee:
Funny thing, but it's true, when dating, your spouse will always wanna impress you will be like but when married, iya sikira will be like " na me get am"

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 9:29am On Jan 28, 2017
Godfullsam:
First meal = beta soup na money kill am


Second meal= what you sow you reap!


Conclusion


Sow beta money, reap beta food!

I will o
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by DesChyko: 9:30am On Jan 28, 2017
The first is campaign while the second is after election

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 9:39am On Jan 28, 2017
DesChyko:
The first is campaign while the second is after election
grin grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ffrreeee(f): 9:48am On Jan 28, 2017
And this is why some men eat outside, when their wives keep giving them unpalatable foods
On the other hand, men tend to spend more on irrelevant things for women while dating, hence the preparation of good soup, but after marriage, they will know that its not a joke to be a married man (you will have to spend more on reasonable things other than using you salary on a pot of soup), but that doesn't mean women should give their husbands poison as meal

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Afam4eva(m): 9:49am On Jan 28, 2017
After winning world cup, what's left than to relax.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 9:49am On Jan 28, 2017
What do Yorubas say about Obe to dun"?
That's my explanation. Especially when you factor in the number of children now in the picture compared to when it was just two of you in courtship

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Hades2016(m): 9:49am On Jan 28, 2017
LOL ... so true cheesy

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 28, 2017
marshalcarter:
pls if ur g.f serve you the first food...dnt use condom..I repeat "DO NOT USE CONDOM"cry















dnt ask me about the second one...she probably dnt want you to prosper in lyf

It's for ppl like you that the adage " the way to a man's heart is his stomach" was coined. People like me wey be very good cook, if you like cook the first one, that's even when I wouldnt touch you, let alone think of condom grin grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Funjosh(m): 9:51am On Jan 28, 2017
The nutreints in that fish is second to none grin



ShoProperties:
Looool Infact na Panla fish she gimme last night

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by EmekaBlue(m): 9:51am On Jan 28, 2017
d oda na family soup na...no b hotel soup lyk d first one....im saying..its ok
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by darkenkach(m): 9:51am On Jan 28, 2017
They are saving for the raining days.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by datola: 9:52am On Jan 28, 2017
Women!

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