unclezuma:
I visited Nigeria last December to celebrate Christmas with my family and while I was returning to my FOB I happened to pass through Lagos as a RR location.

On getting to my hotel somewhere at Allen Avenue, I discovered that I had left my charger at home before packing for my departure.

I went to the receptionist and he was complaining about borrowing his charger up-and-down and he wasn't in a listening mood.

So I went outside and found a "long" line of "Ladies of the Night" (Not Ominlan ooooo)...So to calm my nerves I went to the prettiest I could find and asked her how much per night, she called NGN3000 and was expecting me to haggle...which I would have done.

So I asked her how much for her charger and she said NGN2000 and I said fine and gave her the money.

My people that is how I could charge my phone to call my wife.

Lalasticlala abeg help me thank Allen Avenue Hustlers...they just connected me to my loved ones.

Rapmaestro:
Weed! Weed!! Weed!!!