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A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs. by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 06, 2017
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A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs.
*FATHER:* (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?!
*GIRL:* I was working as a Prostitute in Lusaka
*FATHER:* What!!! Get out of my house you LovePeddler! I don't want to see u or your face again do you understand?!
*GIRL:* (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you K2.5million cheque, and here is 1million for my brother. I have bought a big house in Ndola for you with everything in it including a Benz & a Hammer.
Bye dad.
*FATHER:* What kind of work did you say you were doing?
*GIRL:* (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
*FATHER:* Come and give daddy a hug, I thought you said you were a 'PROSECUTOR' grin grin grin

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Re: A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs. by Perfecttouch(m): 11:24am On Feb 06, 2017
Muafrika2:
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A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs.
*FATHER:* (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?!
*GIRL:* I was working as a Prostitute in Lusaka
*FATHER:* What!!! Get out of my house you LovePeddler! I don't want to see u or your face again do you understand?!
*GIRL:* (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you K2.5million cheque, and here is 1million for my brother. I have bought a big house in Ndola for you with everything in it including a Benz & a Hammer.
Bye dad.
*FATHER:* What kind of work did you say you were doing?
*GIRL:* (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
*FATHER:* Come and give daddy a hug, I thought you said you were a 'PROSECUTOR' grin grin grin
abi naw,

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