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Joke Of The Day. by westlife79(m): 2:54pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Strictly for laughs.
Two friends were
walking home and a
lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of
them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation
went as follows:
Ahmed: Omo e be like
say na me that babe dey
blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that
one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled
to him to come)
Ahmed: Omo the babe
dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go
Ahmed: why you go tell
me make I no go? Fine
babe like that dey call
me, you say make I no
go UCHE: Guy abeg no go,
no go (feeling pity)
(Ahmed ignored him
and went over to the
lady, she went to meet
him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as
they were about to
have fun, they heard a
car honking.
Lady: (on opening the
window) ha! That's my husband.
Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe
ooo.
Lady: Don't worry, just
pretend like you're the
laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at
a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole
day ironing clothes
because the husband
never left home again that day.
The next day he went
over to his friend's
place.
Ahmed: Omo, shey you
know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.
UCHE: Shebi I tell you
make you no go? All
that cloth wey you iron
so, na me WASH THEM ;DStrictly for laughs.
Two friends were
walking home and a
lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of
them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation
went as follows:
Ahmed: Omo e be like
say na me that babe dey
blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that
one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled
to him to come)
Ahmed: Omo the babe
dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go
Ahmed: why you go tell
me make I no go? Fine
babe like that dey call
me, you say make I no
go UCHE: Guy abeg no go,
no go (feeling pity)
(Ahmed ignored him
and went over to the
lady, she went to meet
him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as
they were about to
have fun, they heard a
car honking.
Lady: (on opening the
window) ha! That's my husband.
Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe
ooo.
Lady: Don't worry, just
pretend like you're the
laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at
a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole
day ironing clothes
because the husband
never left home again that day.
The next day he went
over to his friend's
place.
Ahmed: Omo, shey you
know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.
UCHE: Shebi I tell you
make you no go? All
that cloth wey you iron
so, na me WASH THEM |
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