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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by hucienda: 12:44pm On Feb 16, 2017
Ouch!

Deep, yo!
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by joeace2020(m): 12:45pm On Feb 16, 2017
Ive never spent time rummaging on an issue online like this before

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by eph12(m): 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
luckydube:
And how doest that relate to Chelsea
Simply put Chelsea has no history!
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by hefelove(m): 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
Click like if u think Winning the Champions League at Munich in 2012 where Arsenal lost 5-1 is a history

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by SuperBlack: 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
Lazy officials. Maybe they want to arrest Chelsea owner
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Naughtytboy: 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
WebSurfer:
The things and people wey follow come for this Buhari regime self
lolz
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Marvel1206: 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
Lol Jacksparr0w127 and jeffreyjamez will not like this.
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by wristbangle: 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
It takes a discerning, intelligent and informative mind to decode the EFCC message cheesy
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by cstr100: 12:48pm On Feb 16, 2017
A witty joke.
Science does not require history as a pre-requisite for students, just like chelsea has no real actual history and roots according to some mumu arsenal and manure fans.
KTBFFH

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Iphone5: 12:50pm On Feb 16, 2017
Well To me Scientists rule the world, not some old historians undecided
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by 30card(m): 12:52pm On Feb 16, 2017
It's like most people didn't understand what the handle said. What it actually means is that you will not find a history of him supporting Chelsea, not even one occasion
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Codes151(m): 12:52pm On Feb 16, 2017
luckydube:
And how doest that relate to Chelsea
e dey find wetin to do
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Nobody: 12:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
stevenson007:
SO MEANING?

So you cant find any history about Chelsea?

EFCC is so useless that only useless people understand whatever they tweet!

Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by adaifx: 12:58pm On Feb 16, 2017
Are you an igbo male living in Nigeria or outside nigeria. With a legitimate income of minimum of 250k and above, very single and above 34 years of age. Bros I just want to greet you because that is the spec our head of finance in my company is looking for grin she has rejected all my yoruba brothers.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Nobody: 1:01pm On Feb 16, 2017
d guy dey yarn balls. what does he mean by prerequisite of a science student? makes no sense
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by metorichmond(m): 1:01pm On Feb 16, 2017
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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by ddippset(m): 1:01pm On Feb 16, 2017
Icecomrade:

Is this not EFCC official twitter handle?

And thrash like this keeps coming from it and no one is calling the handler to order?

That confirms why we have more media convictions than court conviction.

Bunch of incompetent fools


why e de pain u na? Abi efcc arrest ya uncle?
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by ionsman: 1:01pm On Feb 16, 2017
The fella behind that handle must be a brilliant guy .
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Nobody: 1:02pm On Feb 16, 2017
30card:
It's like most people didn't understand what the handle said. What it actually means is that you will not find a history of him supporting Chelsea, not even one occasion
nope he used the wrong phrase to describe not having a history of supporting chelsea. what is prerequisite of a science student, thats ma question
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by mars123(m): 1:02pm On Feb 16, 2017
stevenson007:
SO MEANING?

So you cant find any history about Chelsea?

EFCC is so useless that only useless people understand whatever they tweet!
you get mouth oh.

For example I ask you "have you ever kissed this lady in blue?" and you reply "no history" I wouldn't take it to mean the lady has no history...rather no history or story between you and the lady. it's simple English comprehension.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Naughtytboy: 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
I can t find the post, , am i the only one
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by inourcare: 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
That Is Also History.
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Nobody: 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
Marvel1206:
Lol
Jacksparr0w.127 and jeffreyj.amez will not like this.
Whoever is behind that account is drunk cheesy cheesy
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by ddippset(m): 1:04pm On Feb 16, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
See punchline... The guy behind dat handle must be a bad-ass dope rapper..

To those who dont understand,it means supporting chelsea is equivalent to supporting a club with no HISTORY.

In short,Chelsea has no HiSTORY. grin
infact its even a lil deeper than that. Just like science students don't offer the subject history. Its a very very deep punchline. The guy is very very intelligent.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by rman: 1:06pm On Feb 16, 2017
superior1:
A very deep response, the fella on the handle must be one brilliant mind

Question : Are you a Chelsea fan?
Answer (rephrased): Just like you won't see History as part of core courses in science
Meaning: football club support and our work is very unrelated

Brilliant!

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by mars123(m): 1:07pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettyboi1989:

nope he used the wrong phrase to describe not having a history of supporting chelsea. what is prerequisite of a science student, thats ma question
prerequisite of a science student include knowledge of Biology, Chemistry, Physics. While arts/social sciences include knowledge of history, literature, CRK and so on.
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by dacovajnr: 1:07pm On Feb 16, 2017
Somebody cannot even play with this Efcc twitter handle Again undecided
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by castel428: 1:08pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettyboi1989:

nope he used the wrong phrase to describe not having a history of supporting chelsea. what is prerequisite of a science student, thats ma question
It simply means that just like you wont find 'History' as a prerequisite subject for a science student, same way it can't be possible for EFCC to be Chelsea fan. What the witty handler was just trying to say albeit in a verbose paradoxical terms is that EFCC and Chelsea have nothing in common just as Science student has nothing in common with History.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by ddippset(m): 1:09pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettyboi1989:

nope he used the wrong phrase to describe not having a history of supporting chelsea. what is prerequisite of a science student, thats ma question
firstly punchlines do not always flow direct, they sometimes are just implied. don't expect a punchline to always be 100% truth. secondly science student used here doesn't necessarily mean a secondary school, it probably means a university (medicine, physics, botany, pharmacy are all sciences). So a prerequisite subject to science in this case could be physics, biology, chemistry, etc. So the guy is spot on.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Lagaritha(m): 1:12pm On Feb 16, 2017
He is simply saying history is not needed to be enrolled as a science student and so football is not his thing, not needed too by him. He never threw any shades on Chelsea, he did to soccer instead.

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Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Nobody: 1:13pm On Feb 16, 2017
I like witty people, if not for his valentine tweets about a 'she', I would've started working on 'husbanding' the handler.
Re: EFCC Twitter Handle Shades Chelsea FC by Marvel1206: 1:14pm On Feb 16, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Whoever is behind that account is drunk cheesy cheesy
But EFCC won't have a drunk fellow operating their account tongue

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