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| Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by cidieschat(m): 10:52am On Feb 19, 2017 |
RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE 1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, her dad and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favourite) 2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know what's going on between you and Jesus. 3. If my future wife wants to comment on any guy's post we must first discuss about it. 4. My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause being with me is a full time job" 5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a "wePhone". 6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm coming into her dreams to see what's so funny... Am I caring  |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by cooncudee(m): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Ehn ehn! * |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:08am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Hahahahahahahah  Seriously?? Keep waiting for the future wife. |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by Cameleon72(f): 11:21am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Your future wife will also seek same from you... Accepted 1 Like |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by thorpido(m): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Mould your future wife. |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by Berbierklaus(f): 11:30am On Feb 19, 2017 |
My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause being with me is a full time job"This summarizes it all |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by johncallidon(m): 11:58am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Laughs in Swahili. |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by cidieschat(m): 12:26pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
Cameleon72: Then you must be my beloved swt heart |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by amprat: 1:33pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
Am sure this is meant to be a joke I think you just have phobia for cheating spouse |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by montezz(f): 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
No 2 cracked me up Lol |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by Nobody: 2:22pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
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| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by nurey(m): 3:59pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
Nah to go carry clay mould your wife, then take her to a mordsith for breath of life and a mother confessor to help you keep her subordinate. |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by Richy4(m): 7:16pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
cidieschat: I think what you need is to buy a well trained lapdog Dear, not a wife <<It doesn't have a father or brother..So no affection struggle <<Of-course dogs don't pray.. <<<Doesn't need social media to make you jealous like a wife would <<<<Lapdogs doesn't work... just on the owner's lap... <<<Doesn't need a phone....only to bark sweetly if your phone rings if you can't hear it just to alert you...so u do not struggle Iphone with anyone <<<<<<Finally it wouldn't sleep before you to show it's loyalty... Just think about it |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by WomanOfRace(f): 10:33am On Feb 20, 2017 |
lf can do the same, no problem. |
| Re: Rules And Regulations For My Future Wife by jashar(f): 12:16pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
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