RATS IN MY BUCKET

Rising up to the occasion of dawn
I ambled towards my porch
Oops! Two rats in my pail of water?
Drenched completely and almost drowning


I'll let you guys go Scot free, i offered
Only if you'll promise to maintain decorum around my house
In unity they affirmed, nodding
But then i reminisced their sins

So the tinge of mercy left me
Their sins will be listed out to them
Afterwards they'll join the devil in hell
So the trial began with their crimes

I went to the university of Calabar
But you ate the bar and left me with cala
I'm not putting you behind bars
But mity will be added to cala you kept for me

I was hungry, you pinched my fufu
Striping the white lady of her dignity
Making her less romantic for me
Leaving my soup an orphan

Who amongst you brought Lassa
"Not me " they chorused "our Bro from Congo did "
"He had more nipples than he should " The smaller one spoke
Well you'll pay for his sins

They pleaded I temper justice with mercy
With a pledge of a new leaf
To build, uphold and abet
In allegiance to sanity and normalcy

Help!! My ribs are almost broken
I'm high on fits of laughter
Your last prayers fellas
The bell of doom ding dongs

And so the slurpy and roaring sounds of my closet
Brought an end to their misery
Suffer not a rat to live
Spare the rodent? Spoil your health

Lol. Nice one

Uceegal:
Lol. Nice one

Thanks