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| SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 7:09pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
BGM: daddy yo -wizkid you are welcome to the NL savages hall of fame!! we no dey play here, pls +18 , don't bring tribal issues here, don't advertise... we don't insult here, we only file history of comments.. to ur left we have mama put you can buy food ... to ur right...we have Dj sanusi you can give him ur tracks to play... (eheen? ehn go on gen na! ...una no buy fuel?..mtcheew) yes!! we are back...have a good time.. BGM: energy- drake 1 Like |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 7:20pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
************************************************** We were in romance section buying food ooh then one person just run pass, someone then shouted "make una catch am ooh" and mcbrooklyn followed the person... Ambulance has carry the person here... https://www.nairaland.com/3642416/nairalanders-having-sex/1#53931496 **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by ayodijex(m): 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
************************************************** We went to see our IMO chief who was plaiting his fine wife's hair, as we were helping him to bring water and shampoo, one geh..then said something about the wife's nails...and hmmm... Haywire07 what happened next? Over to you haywire07 https://www.nairaland.com/3642472/imo-chief-plaiting-wifes-hair **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:39pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
savagefinder: Lol, thanks for featuring me Bro... 2 Likes |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:06am On Feb 22, 2017 |
************************************************** So we were taking literature classes a d as I good boy that I was I was just there, sipping my coke. Then hmm..one sister then said she wanted to write novel for us..after writing one page she didn't put space ooh...and my seat mate Royalmoron said something... Two of them are still at the principals office.. https://www.nairaland.com/3642722/soul-sisters#53934018 ************************************************** 1 Like
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 11:50am On Feb 22, 2017 |
epic post from r0yal m0ron  |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 12:09pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 3:27pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
************************************************** My name is captain sulieman and we going on a flight to.. (Oga were are we going?) Okay..we are going to abuja..pls hasten ya seat belt and get prepared for za fight..we shall be going at a hieight of aaaaaah!!! I have not decided yet!... Who dey make am for noise dia? Metallisc gee am one... ************************************************** https://www.nairaland.com/3630404/corpers-assaulted-medview-airline-security#53733183 1 Like
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
************************************************** We are just receiving news from https://www.nairaland.com/3643544/hot-bae-natural-hair-photos Were one man was shot dead by geexclusive The police are currently looking for her, pls be warned she is dangerous and is a core savage.. **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 4:39pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
... 3 Likes
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by annonymida: 8:45pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
jst so in luv wif ur thread.
needed after a long day 1 Like |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder1: 8:58pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
. Lsofdk:. frateloo where art though oh savagefinder.?? no need to scout around again savages r gettn traded in the esteemed SAVAGE HALL OF FAME. they brought the savages to the SAVAGE HQ this time around!!! after an initial obituary announcement, Lsofdk, not satisfied enough decided to 're-murder' somebory again. we r still lookn for d body savage HQ go soon start to dey ooze of dead body. |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
savagefinder1:imposter  |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder1: 9:27pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
comradespade:aint imposting no one dint create another thread or claim to be him i luv d dude's sense of humor and joined NL cos of him. seems i'l b taggn him most times and consequently most of my comments wld b "savagefinder" hence my reason for d username. in furtherance of the above, i'l advice u keep mum and avoid derailin this thread. thank u. savagefinder:lol abi ooo |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 7:52am On Feb 23, 2017 |
savagefinder1:who is disturbing my twin brother na? |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:13am On Feb 23, 2017 |
************************************************** My star boy and brother and comrade was contesting for SUG president in this university https://www.nairaland.com/3643996/sometimes-dey-board-commercial-danfo#53958605 But his opponent took it personal and she is to burn his house... His corpse is no longer available as we only have the ashes... Sugarhogs weeeeeeeeeeeeeh done ma **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:35am On Feb 23, 2017 |
************************************************** BGM: daddy yo- wizkid Hi guys am Nicole Lewis.. Light skinned, tall, curvy and pretty as well. I reside in Lagos and want a serious minded and God fearing guy for a serious relationship that will someday lead to marriage.. Am very cool and down to earth, fun to be with and love making new friends. I can be shy at times, esp when meeting a guy for the first time lol..Hit me up on 08124149826 and let's get to know each other better.. Players please stay away.. Aha...na so e bad reach? Oya place your hands on your head and shout; every power that has fried your picture with palmoil, they should change it to groundnut oil..... ***scratch*****. BGM: money is the sh*t-vico
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by ElmaSpeed(f): 9:59am On Feb 23, 2017 |
Keep them coming bro. Let me chill here with my popcorn 1 Like |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 4:41pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
************************************************** So we were in big brother house ooh and I was cooking soup, then one babe was then shouting that she is sexy and this and that... Long story short..biafranbushboy then brought out his phone (our own dey de allow phone) and called big brother ooh..then they said I should kukuma carry her out of the biding.. She's with her load here, pls come and carry her. https://www.nairaland.com/3644479/sweet-lips-here#53964167 **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:29pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
sorry for the lack in update..and for those without medals, I have told Suleiman to prepare them.. I have been going through some emotional trauma recently...but almost over it..by Monday.. I should be fully on fleek... lol..to my besties within my few days here..keep pouring water everywhere..am coming like a girl that..ehm...you know...na  |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by ElmaSpeed(f): 10:17pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Emotional trauma? Did someone hit you with a savage one?  |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 8:40am On Feb 27, 2017 |
ElmaSpeed:lol...no na! some thing else! really personal 1 Like |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by sarz(m): 10:52am On Feb 27, 2017 |
ElmaSpeed:1 buttle of erujeje for u 2 Likes |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by princemillla(m): 2:11pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Stay safe savagefinder God be wit you.... U made me smile, u ill triumph thru whatever emotional issues uve got Bro 1 Like |
| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 2:10pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
************************************************** Me and savagefinder1 came to this mortuary https://www.nairaland.com/3648920/boyfriend-cannot-fhork-pls/1#54031521 So that we we can pick one person that commuted suicide, only for Biafranbushboy to give us one extra as per customer..but as good citizens of Nigeria we said no!! Pls if you are a relative comman carry ur sister ************************************************** 1 Like
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 2:17pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
************************************************** we asked every one to contribute to fix our NEPA pole ooh and then one egbon said he can do it by himself...tor..we then allowed him ..after two hours the Bros is still not moving, pls call death stroke to comman carry his nephew Ehn!! See am here https://www.nairaland.com/3650482/baby-please-come-marry-me/2#54061337 **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 2:31pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
************************************************** Babe: can you give me and my boyfriend a wake up call by 6am, me and my bf can sleep like cows (giggle)? Suleiman: haba mana, I no get am for problem , wake up call kwo... 6am Suleiman: (picks up koboko) yoooowa! She e say make I for wake am like cow...him no go wake upz sleep go disaffear from him life!! Download full movie by laylaali Here https://www.nairaland.com/3651829/he-said-me-baby-sit#54081629 **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 2:41pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
************************************************** Action!!! Noo! Suleiman flog am well!...hmmm..you no sabi flog again? Mtcheew!! Savagefinder1 abeg help me call dacovajnr Eheen!! Dacovajnr oya help me flog them!! Oya pink jacket lie down, you air force 1 oya climb untop .. Docovajnr are you ready? Oya.. Action!! Flog am!! Flog!! Yes!! Flog him father!! Flog sense enter !! Oya flog!! Try the shoalin style!! Oya..give them..left and right.. Left and right.. Wait..Suleiman u no bin dey record? Choi!! We need to start afresh **************************************************
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by savagefinder: 2:51pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
************************************************** If not that you people are wicked, how can someone wear his Christmas cloth to snap and upload here and add inspiring story then you just shoot him gun? Ah..ah..bet why? Bros. I believe ur story Hermesparis..that's too bad of you..you want to kill the bread looser of the family abi?.. Pinkjacket we have seen ur nephew...go and pick him. Tell the taxi to drop u here https://www.nairaland.com/3653985/what-wore-interview-today/1#54140266 ************************************************** 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: SAVAGES HQ (just Keep Scrolling) by Nobody: 2:52pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
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