ochukoccna:

ONLY IN LAGOS U'LL SEE DEAD BODY ON THE STREETS AND IT REMAINS THERE FOR DAYS
That was old Lagos. When last did you personally witness this?  

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE TOUTS ROBBING SOMEONE AND OTHERS WILL BE GOING ABT THEIR BIZ AS IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING Sad but true. Reason been his goons are nearby watching to break the heads of would be saviors save the saviors are gun totting policemen or army men. Yet believe it has drastically reduced. Oshodi & Mushin used to be notorious for this. Any ways u must be street yourself to waka for Lagos streetz as every 1 wan hustle u.

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE A WELL DRESSED SAME MAN/WOMAN/BOY/GIRL, JUMP DOWN FROM A MOVING VEHICLE. Damn impatient lot. Yet many times, the driver tells you  there's no bus stop there yet he freely stops to carry passengers @ the same spot but is reluctant to let them disembark freely. weird behavior though seeing broken bones especially of older people takes time to heal.

ONLY IN LAGOS THAT U WILL BE MOVING ON THE ROAD U SEE SOME PPLE/ADULTS OOO BY THE ROAD SIDE, STOOPING AND DEFEACATING, AND PPLE WOULD JUST BE PASSING AS IF ITS NOTHING.
SOME MEN ALSO BATH BY THE ROADSIDE WITH THEIR 3RD LEG DANGLING AND THEY CARE LESS  Depends on your part of Lagos though.

Talk of pedestrian bridges, e.g the one at oshodi and cele, the human traffic/hold-up on the bridge atimes will be such that u'll fear the bridge might collapse.
Which one don collapse? What do you expect from a looting elite who shunned from building up Lagos and by extension most of the Southern Nigeria [incl East and South South] infrastructure because of God knows what. I agree that weather contributed a part in the type of roads down south but how come most roads down south are good death traps? Anyway, construction of new bridges are ongoing @ those 2 spots you mentioned.

[size=18pt]Only in Lagos do conductors join man and woman together to go sort out their change[/size]
  'Holy' money-matrimony fit result courtesy of Lagos conductor A lady i helped open her email account said she met her husband in the bus in response to Yahoo's security questions.

[size=18pt]Only in Lagos do people start a quarrel with 'Do you know who I am?'. How am I supposed to?[/size] What's Lagos without shakara? U too go display your swagger- gosh I hate that word.

proproman:

Only in Lagos will you look left, look right, look left again and keep looking left and right as you cross.

koolchicco:

Only in Lagos, An Area boy would step on your feet and still go ahead to yell 'You dey craze'??!!

Adrenaline:

lol @ koolchicco, did that ever happen to you? sorry baby

SeanT21:

haha~~~LOL.  

ochukoccna:


[size=18pt]Only in Lagos do conductors join man and woman together to go sort out their change[/size]
  'Holy' money-matrimony fit result courtesy of Lagos conductor A lady i helped open her email account said she met her husband in the bus in response to Yahoo's security questions.

koolchicco:


Yes it did! Even he nearly add a hot slap wiv the yelling.

What!!! slap you? dem no born am, any1 that touches my koolchicco in this world is finished, I go tear am to pieces lol, take it easy baby, why u sef go dey match agbero, u dey wear glasses LMAO

@ Topic

Its funny how no one has talked about robberies et all, Iv been robbed twice in that crazy lagos, at gun point and by peeps who appeared to be hawking some sh.it, the second one was pretty serious, they actually wanted to take the car too
Lagos no worth am abeg, no roads, no security, too much crowding, TRAFFICK JAMS . . .e.t.c I only like lagos for the night life and thas all. . .Abuja makes more sense abeg if ur gona settle in 9ja

koolchicco:


Yes it did! Even he nearly added a hot slap wiv the yelling.

Sean it wasn't funny that day tho.

koolchicco:

Only in Lagos, An Area boy would step on your feet and still go ahead to yell 'You dey craze'??!!