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Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by bizhop01: 9:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
THAT IS WHEN YOU CAN'T FUCCK HER WELL, massage to every men if your partner in bed never tell u THANK YOU after sex, just have in mind that you can't fucck.

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Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Jerryojozy(m): 10:02pm On Feb 22, 2017
caesaraba:
Blood of Whizkid!
That is a highly cucumbated household.
Hahaha...guy u funny i

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Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by glyph(m): 10:30pm On Feb 22, 2017
Vanillaskin:
That's a good thing, at least she ain't cheating
why do you find it hard to read? y??
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by chigoziri2403(m): 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
how I wish my wife masturbates, it will fire me up
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
boostdom:


You are acting on the premise that he isn't pleasing his wife. He obviously hasn't alluded to that and we haven't heard the wife's counters too. Good sex does not eliminate the yearns for masterbation or intimacy gadgets. They infact do occur parallely for some. That is what im talmbout.
And im arguing its because he wouldnt have regular sex with his widw that she had to look elsewhere for satifaction. We've reached a stalemate angry

And u STILL tryna be hood a year later grin
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by mmsen: 10:37pm On Feb 22, 2017
zxcvb:


Little wonder why Nigeria is such in a big mess.. when youths like you can't think intelligently and argue logically...

This only says a lot about how inefficient and poor our educational system is.
Cast a stone at Buhari... I'm pretty sure you'd be the first, But on all indications Buhari is much wiser and more intelligent than you.

That said...I think the court should dissolve the marriage if it finds the woman guilty

There are schools in other parts of the world where people can go to learn how to be better lovers.

It's hardly the worst idea and far from the reason why Nigeria is a mess.

As to your assertion that it is 'the youths' who are the problem in Nigeria - I suggest you take stock of who holds power in Nigeria, in politics, religious institutions and other areas of influence. You'll understand how wrong you are when you do.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 10:42pm On Feb 22, 2017
RedRubberDucky:
And im arguing its because he wouldnt have regular sex with his widw that she had to look elsewhere for satifaction. We've reached a stalemate angry

And u STILL tryna be hood a year later grin

Man. . .you reachin' like Jordan in Space Jam.

Hood? Nah, I made it out. We no longer wear cheap linen.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2017
boostdom:


Man. . .you reachin' like Jordan in Space Jam.

Hood? Nah, I made it out. We no longer wear cheap linen.
boy! grin u Nigerian living in the US u not original hood!!
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
RedRubberDucky:
boy! grin u Nigerian living in the US u not original hood!!

The hood has grown to transcend spatial location. It is now metaphorical. Some niggas walk thru life while some others be roller skating. Cos we eating good now don't mean we forgot the lean years when we had to scrap thru so we could go to College.

The blue jeans with green patches. . .two litres of water so the milk can stretch. Fvck that.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Bigsteveg(m): 11:10pm On Feb 22, 2017
What are you saying? 'He should satisfy them pussy'...both the mother and the daughter? Or what do u mean by them

AccessME:
You caught them masturbate. why not satisfy them pussy to prove urself worthy as a man

Modify. for those quoting me, my comment may seem clumsy but it actually the plain truth.

if a man satisfies his wife sexually, they wouldn't b need for masturbation.

The huge for sex differs from person to person. While some can stay in a month or more without sex, some others can't bear without having it a week.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 11:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
boostdom:


The hood has grown to transcend spatial location. It is now metaphorical. Some niggas walk thru life while some others be roller skating. Cos we eating good now don't mean we forgot the lean years when we had to scrap thru so we could go to College.

The blue jeans with green patches. . .two litres of water so the milk can stretch. Fvck that.
I would call it a state of being and a matter of location . if u grew up in the hood u aren't necessarily hood unless u aceept it ...otherwise its just where u where born .

Nairaland needs more emojis.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by chronique(m): 11:36pm On Feb 22, 2017
Vanillaskin:
That's a good thing, at least she ain't cheating

Stop drinking too much garri and read the story carefully again.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 22, 2017
RedRubberDucky:
I would call it a state of being and a matter of location . if u grew up in the hood u aren't necessarily hood unless u aceept it ...otherwise its just where u where born .

Nairaland needs more emojis.

Quit playing, girl. You tryna kick knowledge? Listen, the hood is now a state of mind. Every hood has a couple of those families whose lifestyle appears higher than average, whether by the looks of their house, the kinda cars they drive, the clothes on their kids. . .that type of shiit.

And then we have some of those in picket fence suburbs who are struggling to get by. Time levels everything. Where you live does not make who you are.

You gotta see your struggles as motivation.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 23, 2017
boostdom:


Quit playing, girl. You tryna kick knowledge? Listen, the hood is now a state of mind. Every hood has a couple of those families whose lifestyle appears higher than average, whether by the looks of their house, the kinda cars they drive, the clothes on their kids. . .that type of shiit.

And then we have some of those in picket fence suburbs who are struggling to get by. Time levels everything. Where you live does not make who you are.

You gotta see your struggles as motivation.
We sayin' the exact same thing grin I'm just saying it in big English
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 12:16am On Feb 23, 2017
RedRubberDucky:
We sayin' the exact same thing grin I'm just saying it in big English

Well, you said it was state of being AND matter of location and I said it was majorly now state of being.

A kid living at Sunset Boulevard might be more 'hood' than one living at Chi-town or Carol City.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 12:24am On Feb 23, 2017
boostdom:


Well, you said it was state of being AND matter of location and I said it was majorly now state of being.

A kid living at Sunset Boulevard might be more 'hood' than one living at Chi-town or Carol City.
and then I continued by said u aren't necessarily good unless u accept mentality it ..otherwise its just where u grew up

The hood is not just a poor household but a poor and underdeveloped and underprivileged neighborhood
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 23, 2017
Senorprinz:



the dude is probably a Viewer.

ah ahn! mods, which one be viewer again.

LMAO! Even China and North Korea don't censor as much as Nairaland. What was the word, I'm dying to know
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 1:19am On Feb 23, 2017
No he free style
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Mayflowa(m): 1:54am On Feb 23, 2017
greatgod2012:
Too many allegations!

They should be granted divorce!

For the benefit of every party involved!

Na wa o. You don judge the case
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by discusant: 5:00am On Feb 23, 2017
olaolulazio:
Saw this and couldn't stop laughing:

Egg is now N70 naira for one..... What exactly is happening in Nigeria? Did d fowl deliver through CS? grin

Ibori is better, more productive than Buhari.

London people get sense by seizing Buhari and returnjng Ibori.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Senorprinz(m): 9:00am On Feb 23, 2017
kalindaminda:


LMAO! Even China and North Korea don't censor as much as Nairaland. What was the word, I'm dying to know


it was just **Viewer** o! the guys taya me.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 23, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
e don stay wey u and woman begin dey. My brother change.
Na true?
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Emhicee(m): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2017
zxcvb:


Little wonder why Nigeria is such in a big mess.. when youths like you can't think intelligently and argue logically...

This only says a lot about how inefficient and poor our educational system is.
Cast a stone at Buhari... I'm pretty sure you'd be the first, But on all indications Buhari is much wiser and more intelligent than you.

That said...I think the court should dissolve the marriage if it finds the woman guilty
Please o... Mind your business.... If youcant find the humour in it,just find somethingto do.. When with better education, the best you can do is spot 'flaws' on nairaland, then you needhelp. All this local champions forming well read and intelligent.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by waluga(m): 10:27am On Feb 23, 2017
AccessME:
You caught them masturbate. why not satisfy them pussy to prove urself worthy as a man

Modify. for those quoting me, my comment may seem clumsy but it actually the plain truth.

if a man satisfies his wife sexually, they wouldn't b need for masturbation.

The huge for sex differs from person to person. While some can stay in a month or more without sex, some others can't bear without having it a week.
yuh said it all already, sex urge differs from people to people and between diff sex, if he cant satisfy her sexually must she move to masturbation and to the extent it affect her children (which might be in a case in which she was caught unnoticed by her children while in her devilish act) cos even if yuh must masturbate must it be when kids are(who are most sensitive to things) and why cant she discuss her urge for sex with his husband maybe they can visit a specialist to help out...i rest my case for now
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 10:28am On Feb 23, 2017
holatin:
still not getting you miss
woman don do am something.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by habibatttu: 11:51am On Feb 23, 2017
Ehen... So this man Mr Ekpoladorebi koinyan never still allow this peaceful woman rest. I wish I still have her contact. chAIII We were neighbours back then in gwarimpa. Awwwww this woman suffer for this man hand . Every day beating to the extent The man packed left her with 2 kids and took her car along and went as far as telling the landlord to evict them from the house he left without paying rent.. That was how she latter packed. The man self dey carry women come their matrimonial home any time the woman travel but I didn't tell her cos my husband warned me not to.. NA SINCE THEN I HATE BAYELSA MEN. Why did he not divorce peacefully dragging her innocent daughter into this is absurd . God will Punish you till you repent and The yeye man even attends COZA I wonder what they preach to them in that church. Na the man need deliverance from the lords choosen church not the woman .Masturbation my foot idiot He goat . From their quarrel date year when them dey shout disturb our sleep for night I even hear say the man date 2 of the woman friends.. Glory ALLAH IS YOUR STRENGTH
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by habibatttu: 12:02pm On Feb 23, 2017
This masturbation is just a cover up, the man is a big loser aaaah mr ekpoladorebi Koinyan you have always been stupid sha (go find river wash your head) thank God for the woman sha, frustration won kill you coz you no get work. God shame you, so you want to tanish her image...... I so know dem infact. I too know dem.....as neighours.
this man is something else, woman wen born back to back dey work like jackie, the man dey sleep with all their maids. he don kuku put one maid for house and he comes to cry unfaithful.
Kai God go help this woman oooo...... I can say it to his face let him come and confront me. Taaaa......
People look before you leap oh, don't be misguided by false allegations..

Na the pikin he drag inside the matter dey pain me for body, just because they love their mother.
Nairaland hope you give us more details in court, which court sef ,make I show.
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Nobody: 1:07pm On Feb 23, 2017
Senorprinz:



it was just **voy eur** o! the guys taya me.

Hahahahahahahaha
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by lugardmusa: 2:59pm On Feb 24, 2017
AccessME:
You caught them masturbate. why not satisfy them pussy to prove urself worthy as a man

Modify. for those quoting me, my comment may seem clumsy but it actually the plain truth.

if a man satisfies his wife sexually, they wouldn't b need for masturbation.

The huge for sex differs from person to person. While some can stay in a month or more without sex, some others can't bear without having it a week.


the man must be insane... How on earth you have a penis and u use it on your wife, and she masturbates not even when you're gone for long time... he should be the one to blame for that. He must have definitely deprived her of of whats good when it coms to sex.
and am ashamed of him saying its all her fault for the kids misconducts. were da heck has he been that he doesnt have time to understand and keep time with his kids... fOOlish man undecided
Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by Konquest: 10:27pm On Nov 08, 2017
holatin:
this news disgust me self.

let me teach you something.

how to identify a girl who is a virgin by
the way she urinates. If she urinates and
the sound goes like Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know
she is virgin. But if she urinates like
shwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as if you have
switched on bathroom showers, my brother,
my good brother I have a story to tell you
^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^
grin ...I'm just seeing this... you got me
cracking up here with your analogy.

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