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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AntiWailer: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
I hope u get big cucumber.

I no wan hear stories that touch.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by princeonx: 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Don't come back in few months to tell us that your cucumber is no longer cucumbering where your mom's big cucumber has been cucumbering all this while lol

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Iceman2017(m): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
God bless Chidimma
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by krissconnect(m): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
ruggedised:
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss
Gross! lipsrsealed
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Sultty(m): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
How big

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 22, 2017
wen shits like ds start making front page then Buhari's return is just ard the corner
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by eyinjuege: 7:59pm On Feb 22, 2017
Joker cheesy

A girl cannot eat big cucumber in peace again lipsrsealed
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by shinel(f): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hope you have a big cucumber that can satisfy her or else...
Clearly she is of the type that love it big... ;DHope you have a big cucumber that can satisfy her or else...
Clearly she is of the type that love it big...
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by egopersonified(f): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

na so
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by 9jatatafo(m): 8:01pm On Feb 22, 2017
Bros if at the end of the day your cucumber is miniature then she will zoom off to get the real deal.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:01pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together, let no man put assunder grin
cheesy.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 22, 2017
holatin:
and where two or more girls are gathered, cucumber must be involve
Na only you talk am o.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 22, 2017
Bumbae1:
So size matters grin
Yes na tongue.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ezionye(f): 8:05pm On Feb 22, 2017
undecided
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by mountainidea: 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
Go and give her your cucumber not gulf,
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nairaboi(m): 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
can u imagine this nonsense and ingredients. . .
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Akwaudene87(m): 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
Now no need for cucumber anymore.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
Oya LuvU2 . Come and type "I need a very big cucumber", and tag me. Please don't laugh sweety. Just keep a straight face - this is a serious matter.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by mountainidea: 8:07pm On Feb 22, 2017
Go and give her your cucumber not gulfcumber!
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Akwaudene87(m): 8:08pm On Feb 22, 2017
ToriBlue:
Yes na tongue.
which size is the best ?
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ichommy(m): 8:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
Awon #TeamCucumber. grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by sleeknick: 8:10pm On Feb 22, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

Monitoring spirit.... Wehdone ma grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by LecciGucci: 8:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin


grin u af joined bad gang
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by LecciGucci: 8:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
ichommy:
Awon #TeamCucumber. grin


I kno diz is so true dnt try to make it a joke smiley
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by holatin(m): 8:13pm On Feb 22, 2017
ToriBlue:
Na only you talk am o.
you know am am saying the truth, you don need to say yes just nod as confirmation DAT am right
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ReneeNuttall(f): 8:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
sleeknick:

Monitoring spirit.... Wehdone ma grin
lol
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by addikt(m): 8:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
[quote author=babyfaceafrica post=53962997]So we should fry beans


IF YOU LIKE ROAST AMALA NAA.......Presin won wed ,na your wahala, watin you dey always get for all these beef seff,

Tell me naa??


I dey listen ??...

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ibro2005: 8:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
I hope u have a very big cucumber that can satisfy her in your home
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ipobbigot7: 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
themonk:

Seems being cone headed prevents ones brain from developing properly.

Back to the post:

I wonder what would be his fate when she meets a bigger cucumber like mine
na lie, show us your cucumber to prove.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by greatwin100: 8:17pm On Feb 22, 2017
Vegetable market at airport road,Benin city.congrat bro
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Alvino1(m): 8:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
Every day all these couples dem will be comin wth diffrnt "lies" abt how they me.. The question is "who we go ask??" they should take it easy with all these stories oo... Mak dem remain some lies 4 us to tell abt how we met durin our own time abeg.. Cox this one dem just took the remainin lie i hv been saving since..
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by EmperorTech: 8:19pm On Feb 22, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

You reside in benin city?

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