Mr. Onuegbu works with Geeks Haven Holdings limited where every staff wedding or mourning of a dead relative calls for a general contribution of all staff for the affected staff.

Mr. Onuegbu lost his father 15years ago but he has been contributing for other staff relative burial or wedding. He got married before he joined the company which means he has lost contribution privilege for wedding.

One day, he lied to his company that he lost his father(Who died 15 years ago) and the whole staff contributed N5,000 each.

"Wow! Cool cash", he said to himself.

6 months later, he approached the MD and said the same story. "Sir, I lost my father last week"

" My God!", exclaimed the MD.
" How many times will your father die?"

Mr. Onu responded, " Ehen? I don tell Una say e don die before? I no no. No vex


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Lol.

tellwisdom:
See wetin malaria dey cause

This foolish guy in disguise is still on Nairaland?