On many occasions, people who know me deeply would say I'm a dexterous flirt. And this has to do with an observable behavior I grew up with. That is the fact that - I've 'nearly' never been caught.

On a head count, a tally of ladies I've been involved with, in a 'beyond casual affairs' in the last 2 months, would go as high as 12. Though that's not a big feat to the likes of gladiator, jacksparr0w127, mcBrooklyn, madjay and vizkiz.

But of the 12, there are 5, that top the list. Something earning them the specialty. And maybe the reason I seem incapable of doing without them.

1. Susanna The Special One : She's both beautiful and intelligent. She's been the motivating factor behind most of my social projects and a cofounder of a couple of them. She has this awesome mind, and I get hypnotized each time we're together.

2. Etimbuk My Account Officer She's equally beautiful. But beyond that, she has details of my bank account offhand. She's working and at month ends, she doesn't fail to remit a substantial amount to my account. Initially, I'd always rejected her offer, but the recession has taught me to be appreciative.

3. Sandra The free Giver : This girl can open her legs for Africa. She has always made sure my konji never sees the dawn of a new day. She endeavors to visit with a pack of cond0m and inDomie sometimes to avoid stories and excuses. I don't blame her much, she had a childhood that wasn't so interesting.

4. Glory The Useless one : She asked me out and I accepted for just a reason- Her dad is my state house of assembly member. She's not beautiful and doesn't have an impressive behavior. To worsen situations, she is stingy and highly demanding. The only good thing is, she increases my political and social ratings. And she doesn't get tired of sending recharge cards.

5. Gift My One and Only :She's just too beautiful. But I can't really say why I love her this much. She's too good and I hope we get married some day. But funny enough, shes the only who doesn't really have my time. But I've promised to win her heart fully one day

I'm a one man, one woman dude. It's just prettythicksme

crusheee so you are not different from them i am disappointed

Girls be like...

Jacksparr0w127:
I'm a one man, one woman dude. It's just prettythic.ksme

can i say "hello"?

L0velyn:
can i say "hello"?

Is that a question?

L0velyn:
crusheee so you are not different from them i am disappointed

Seriously crush, it's not wah you're thinking. These are memoirs of the past.. Old things have passed away..

Jacksparr0w127:
Is that a question?

Been a while nvm tho

Jacksparr0w127:
I'm a one man, one woman dude. It's just prettythicksme

Say something else.. I swear I'll believe u

transit4:


Seriously crush, it's not wah you're thinking. These are memoirs of the past.. Old things have passed away..

ok

L0velyn:
Been a while nvm tho

L0velyn:
Been a while nvm tho

Never knew DAT u knew this Jack of a guy.. Wouldn't have quoted him.. U know I'm so scared of losing u..

transit4:


Say something else.. I swear I'll believe u

That's the only truth tho. You don't want me lying. Do you?

L0velyn:
ok

Tell me u believe me

transit4:


Never knew DAT u knew this Jack of a guy.. Wouldn't have quoted him.. U know I'm so scared of losing u..

c'mon

L0velyn:
c'mon

Lol.. Just joking.. Swt drms wen u go to bed

Jacksparr0w127:
I'm a one man, one woman dude. It's just prettythicksme

Na so,op did not trust you.

L0velyn:
c'mon

My crush.. Where art thou?? Not heard from u for a while now..