Oh you finally heard from him and what was your conversation?
We were told he's unable to talk, how did you heard him?
Abi you want to tell us weekend lie

softMarket:



and you want the mod to ban me abi?

Oga, 2moro is church. Make sure u go and worship God!!!

Sure bro.

On a lighter note, who's acting for Buhari in the other room? Madam Aisha isn't finding it easy oooo.

So he called u ehn, and he flashed d other pesin.. Make una continue.

sarrki:
I swear I miss baba

Am sure you want to say "my brain" and not baba

IN THIS 21 CENTURY NIGERIA PRESIDENT IS MISSING NO ONE CARE TO LOOK FOR HIM

Good tobhear from him and he should note that dollar is now reducing gradually since he has left, proverbial.

sarrki:
I swear I miss baba

guy u make sense wella. because during d time of buhari I bought car , lands , almost complete my house interior part but I told God that is administration should favour me .Now have told God again to favour me this time of Prof.Osinbajo more than d time of buhari.

We actualy nt bodad buh since he is doin ok n in london,he should jst make sure he is very ok..BUBU,take ur tym ko.take al d tym u nid..we Nigerians wnt u to b veri ok so pls stay dia..dnt wori bout us

Kennyodinye:

Buhari is Not Dead

.Ehhh.bros .ar u sure.where u see am? but.abeg bros.d man stil de rememba say him name na buhari?

SweetBoyFriend:


Merciful God

Yes He is

My Small Itel5020 Phone Has A Recorder That Records All My Calls For Me To Listen To Later,
God Bless Itel For Such A Wonderful Phone.

Government Phones Should Have Recorders Too. Femi Should Play Such Record To Nigerians To Hear And Believe.
Very Simple.

Truthurts
08067526331

Mumu hala mooron! Equation balance die!....NEXT!

sarrki:
I swear I miss baba

yea, oba of zombies

This people are useless sha.... they don turn us to joke
Please tell him to stay for as long as he wish to stay. We are very well since he left things are changing for the better he can be the president of Nigeria from UK we don't care anymore we now have a acting president who is capable

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo .. You exposed yaseff when nobody mentioned it sef

ChappyChase:
;DHaha
This tweet really got me cracking hard!



For those asking why my two network bar dey off, to day Na my birthday and I no want disturbance. Also Na UNN I # free_WIFI_things

soath:
Yes He is

No, he's a self-servicer

I use to like you when you are with the Sun Newspaper,but now im beginning to dislike you because you now speak from both side of your mouth ,you don't speak to the president directly,but now you speak with him on phone .which one do you want us to beleive.the script is being written well,im still thinking a befitting name that will suit the drama whenever it will hit market because it must surely come,we are waiting for that day when the drama will unfold .

Buried corpse calling politicians in Nigeria

Don't worry Mr president Buhari will come back too Nigeria by the grace of God.

sarrki:
I swear I miss baba

you no well. Delusional, unrepentant Zombie

alexistaiwo:
Brother Femi.
Please come closer
No need to be afraid
I won't beat you
You say wetin?!
If I hear whamm from you again ehnnn
Oya goan sit down

alexistaiwo:
Brother Femi.
Please come closer
No need to be afraid
I won't beat you
You say wetin?!
If I hear whamm from you again ehnnn
Oya goan sit down